Calvinistic Cartoons: Corky Velveeta Museum Opens Today

Monday, December 9, 2013

Corky Velveeta Museum Opens Today

The Corky Velveeta Museum will be open to the public at 9 A.M. to 9 P.M. Monday through Saturday. Admission is a 9 dollar donation to the Calvinistic Cartoons Theological Library. If the museum looks familiar, it's because Pixar used this house as a model for the UP animated film. The CV Museum is located in NOwhere, Oklahoma. (not to be confused with NOWhere, Oklahoma)

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Joel GarnerDecember 9, 2013 at 1:47 AM
I've gots to visit!
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Fake Coke CanDecember 9, 2013 at 4:18 AM
I would like to see a rule saying

"If you misbehave we put a grenade down your pants and pull the pin".
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LesDecember 9, 2013 at 5:40 AM
Does this mean I can bring a horse as long as he doesn't play?
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AnonymousDecember 10, 2013 at 1:32 AM
the rule should include "Read Romans 9 ahead of time'
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Monday, December 9, 2013

Corky Velveeta Museum Opens Today

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