Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #223

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Just for Laughs #223

It's time for another caption

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AndyJuly 25, 2012 at 12:35 AM
"Not another word, old man. We are not interested in your so-called "Watchtower."
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mikew116July 25, 2012 at 1:41 AM
"Wait, wait, wait! Did you say 'free will'?"
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mikew116July 25, 2012 at 1:42 AM
"Excuse me sir, John 3:16. Perhaps you should look it up, Calvinist swine!"
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jcftxJuly 25, 2012 at 7:40 AM
Grifters Valentino & Ruby convince Pastor E.Z. Marks he absolutely must have the 'Punkin Brown Snake Handlers Training Kit'.

@andy ---- Good one!
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Kevin SorensenJuly 25, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Just hold on a moment longer, Usher Jones. If this dear woman doesn't stop playing her tambourine during my sermon, THEN you may take her out and taze her.

(See this for a reference point: http://www.theblazingcenter.com/2012/07/overzealous-tambourine-player-tasered-in-church.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheBlazingCenter+%28The+Blazing+Center%29)
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Plebo TaminJuly 26, 2012 at 3:13 AM
Old man: Wait! You still owe me for the chocolate milk!

Gypsy man: Nay, old man...YOU owe ME for using me to advertise your product with my chocolate mustache!
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stranger.strange.landJuly 27, 2012 at 1:47 AM
"A TIP ?!!" My good man, that gospel tract I left on the table ought to be sufficient.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Just for Laughs #223

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