The GOOD news is that a potential church split was successfully averted because members of both factions thought it would be more fun to stay together and duke it out.
What's that? You don't think the Authorized KJV is the only acceptable translation for Mexicans, Frenchmen, Italians, Vietnamese, and Eastern Europeans? I'll show you an old English verse or two after you've hit the dirt!
"You need both [Mercy and Truth]. You cannot just take one, and hit someone over the head with the Bible, 'What's wrong with you? You rebel! This is what the Bible says! Look at the way you're living! -You're not even close to this!' -That's true. But neither were you." ~Paul Jehle
The GOOD news is that a potential church split was successfully averted because members of both factions thought it would be more fun to stay together and duke it out.
ReplyDeletehahaha love it!
ReplyDeleteWhenever protestant pastor, Duke Diamond, preaches against transubstantiation, he usually finds a crowd who will bodily defend their traditions.
ReplyDeleteThe TULIP study never got past Limited Atonement.
ReplyDeleteCharles Finney is a heretic?! Why, I'll show you a heretic!
ReplyDeleteWhat's that? You don't think the Authorized KJV is the only acceptable translation for Mexicans, Frenchmen, Italians, Vietnamese, and Eastern Europeans? I'll show you an old English verse or two after you've hit the dirt!
ReplyDeleteEat this brain sucker...
ReplyDelete"Welcome to the Jake Arminius 5th Annual Tough Man Challenge"
ReplyDeleteLast man standing gets to keep his salvation! C'mon folks. Let's cheer 'em on!
"You need both [Mercy and Truth]. You cannot just take one, and hit someone over the head with the Bible, 'What's wrong with you? You rebel! This is what the Bible says! Look at the way you're living! -You're not even close to this!'
ReplyDelete-That's true. But neither were you."
~Paul Jehle