Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #64

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Just for Laughs #64

Season this situation with some satire!

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Tim MicerDecember 16, 2009 at 8:47 PM
"And little lady, if you pour these in a bowl tonight, after Santa leaves your presents he will take a pea."
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Angus W. DuncanDecember 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM
"Ma'am, you know what else you can get canned? Sermons."
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BillyDecember 17, 2009 at 5:06 AM
"Christmas sermon? Heavens no! We couldn't wait another week for Pastor Jesuroga's exposition of 1Thessalonians chapter five."
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Pastor JayDecember 13, 2011 at 8:13 PM
Is it your turn to make the fruit cake for Pastor Robinson and his family? Be sure to include all the spiritual fruits, and limit the nuts.
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Just for Laughs #64

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