New contest! New certificate created! This time the winner will receive the original artwork of Chic & Gumbo. (the art I did of the two...I know it's not much, but you will be the only one on the planet who has it!) JUST REMEMBER TO MAKE YOUR LIMERICK THEOLOGICAL IN CONTENT - AND FUNNY! Here is an example sent in by Herbie Popnecker:
A Christian Scientist from Theale
said “I know that my pain is not real.
When I sit on a pin
and it punctures my skin
I dislike the illusion I feel.”
Winner will be announced on June 8th!
Here is a poem sent in by Felix Keesh that is a good example of what is NOT a limerick:
ReplyDeleteA young theologian name Fiddle
Refused to accept his degree
He said, "It's bad enough being Fiddle,
Without being "Fiddle, D.D."
The arminian looked at God's grace,
ReplyDeleteand said with a pale face,
"What a terrible thought
that this could be wrought
without a choice by me to embrace."
Here is one from my Dad
ReplyDeleteFor the doctrine of sovereign election
The Arminian has little affection
He makes a big scene
Quoting John 3:16
But Romans 9 has escaped his detection.
Eddie’s B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
ReplyDeleteMr. Death bid him tenebrous relief.
But God’s angels intervened in a solitary night.
And Jesus Christ granted Eddie new sight!
Alive, he now serves the A.D. Chief.
Here is one of my own
ReplyDeleteThe Aminian thought one day
"In salvation I should have a say"
Christ's salvation
by my causation
Gives me salvaion my way.
Thanks revdrron for the nice words. I noticed you like "Yo-Yo Ma plays Ennio Morricone". Ennio is one of my favorites as well. I especially like the "Once Upon a Time in the West" theme...one of the most beautiful melodies I have ever heard. Is that included on his album?
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