The cop knew something was amiss when he saw the blank look on the mans' face. Turns out that's just the result of years of "relevant" preaching.
Postmodern Pete learned the hard way that the speed limit was an absolute.
Man in car: Officer, I'm a prophet! The Lord told me you would only give me a warning for speeding a wee bit.Officer: Then, you sir, are a false prophet!
Anonymous man: I was speeding just for laughs.Anonymous cop: And I pulled you over just for laughs!
Driver: "I'm innocent, I tells ya! This was preordained by God and who can resist his will?"Policeman: "Oh great. Another crack pot."
Just trying to beat the post church service rush to the buffet Officer.
The cop knew something was amiss when he saw the blank look on the mans' face. Turns out that's just the result of years of "relevant" preaching.
ReplyDeletePostmodern Pete learned the hard way that the speed limit was an absolute.
ReplyDeleteMan in car: Officer, I'm a prophet! The Lord told me you would only give me a warning for speeding a wee bit.
ReplyDeleteOfficer: Then, you sir, are a false prophet!
Anonymous man: I was speeding just for laughs.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous cop: And I pulled you over just for laughs!
Driver: "I'm innocent, I tells ya! This was preordained by God and who can resist his will?"
ReplyDeletePoliceman: "Oh great. Another crack pot."
Just trying to beat the post church service rush to the buffet Officer.
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