Having heard that Romans 9 would answer their questions about God's sovereignty, Noah and Hue, the Wylie brothers, search for their Bibles through the piles of dust that have gathered on them...
The pastor used rocks instead of logs to illustrate Jesus' teaching on removing the log out of your own eye. However, when all the rocks fell upon him, he could be heard underneath the pile shouting, "Nevermind what I just said, remove my boulders first!"
Pastor Jim had for foresight to block the sanctuary exit before beginning his sermon series on tithing.
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ReplyDeleteHaving heard that Romans 9 would answer their questions about God's sovereignty, Noah and Hue, the Wylie brothers, search for their Bibles through the piles of dust that have gathered on them...
ReplyDeleteThe pastor used rocks instead of logs to illustrate Jesus' teaching on removing the log out of your own eye. However, when all the rocks fell upon him, he could be heard underneath the pile shouting, "Nevermind what I just said, remove my boulders first!"
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