Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #363

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Just for Laughs #363

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UnknownMay 26, 2015 at 2:32 AM
Man: "It's my latest invention, the pocket-sized Hell. It's good for white lies and minor indiscretions. It also makes a great campfire starter, because it needs no fuel and it never goes out."

Woman: "I'll bet it doesn't atone for forest fires."
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UnknownMay 26, 2015 at 4:23 PM
As she stared into the fire, she realized two things. The first, that she is a pyromaniac and unable to look away (It's just so beautiful). The second, that she hadn't checked the Pyromaniacs blog in a while...
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Jim PembertonMay 26, 2015 at 11:21 PM
Agents at DOOFUS work to debunk the tongues of fire at Pentecost.
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A Testimony to God's Saving Grace

My B.C. years were pocked with sin and grief.
I did all I could to fulfill my carnal ambitions. Thinking I would always earn a living as a musician, I dropped out of high school to devote myself to sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Getting high was my top priority. I was jailed eventually, hospitalized, and committed to a mental institution because of my suicidal inclinations. When I was released, I continued pursuing the same activities. I did all I could to escape reality. I was running from myself...running from my past...and without knowing it at the time, running straight into the hands of God! I now realize the Lord was setting up all the roadblocks, detours, and dead-ends in my life, leading me through a seemingly hopeless maze into a direct confrontation with His Son, Jesus Christ! Hebrews 1:14 declares that God sends His angels to render service to "those who will inherit salvation." He was surely doing that in my tangled life. One night, while alone in my room, I could run no longer. I reached out to the Lord and cried in desperation for Him to save me from a life misspent. He heard my plea and miraculously and instantly transformed me. I will never be the same.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Just for Laughs #363

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