Calvinistic Cartoons: Arminian Antics #159

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Arminian Antics #159

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Innes GraverlyMarch 7, 2015 at 12:30 AM
Don'chew worry 'bout Nigel! If anyone can bring hisself back from the dead, it's him.
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Johnny LaRueMarch 7, 2015 at 12:54 AM
'Taint possible! Calvinists know that even if some Arminians claim to have seen otherwise!
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Benny HinnMarch 7, 2015 at 12:57 AM
Hey! Are you calling me a liar?!!
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Johnny LaRueMarch 7, 2015 at 1:05 AM
Let's just say you're on a first name basis with the bottom of the deck.
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Benny HinnMarch 7, 2015 at 1:09 AM
I wish I had a Holy Ghost machine gun right now!
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Johnny LaRueMarch 7, 2015 at 1:11 AM
All I need is the sword of the Spirit to take care of you.
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James FlounderMarch 7, 2015 at 12:25 PM
I find it funny how the story seems to change when reported by an Arminian source.
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Joel GarnerMarch 8, 2015 at 9:54 AM
Wow, there's quite the crew above me...

Now we just need to find Nigel Pettibone.
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Eddie EddingsMarch 8, 2015 at 10:53 AM
Barry Cade just informed me that they are really close to solving the Nigel Pettibone case. Who knows? Maybe they'll find him before the week is over!
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Joel GarnerMarch 8, 2015 at 12:09 PM
Nice! Thanks!
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Saturday, March 7, 2015

Arminian Antics #159

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