Mary thought it was odd that the new worship leader, Guy Brillcreme, asked her to steady his keyboard with her face, but what the heck, this is show business.
I know you wanted everyone to come forward, but I think you can stop playing "Just as I am." The only person left in the church is the janitor, and he wants to lock up.
"♫♪ And can it be that I should gain an interest in a name so plain ♫♪... I tells ya, Wilma, 'Wesley' is such a plain name. That's why I'm going to adopt the name 'Elvis'... 'Elvis Wesley'! I bet no one has heard such a great name as that!"
Mary thought it was odd that the new worship leader, Guy Brillcreme, asked her to steady his keyboard with her face, but what the heck, this is show business.
ReplyDeleteI know you wanted everyone to come forward, but I think you can stop playing "Just as I am." The only person left in the church is the janitor, and he wants to lock up.
ReplyDelete"♫♪ And can it be that I should gain an interest in a name so plain ♫♪... I tells ya, Wilma, 'Wesley' is such a plain name. That's why I'm going to adopt the name 'Elvis'... 'Elvis Wesley'! I bet no one has heard such a great name as that!"
ReplyDeleteMy name is not Sam, I won't play "As Time Goes By," and despite the seeker sensitive tables and coffee bar, this is actually a church.
ReplyDeleteKelsey was so impressed by Greg's "Ode to the Points", which used only five keys, that she was speechless.
ReplyDeleteThese are all hilarious! Great job saints of God!
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