A Letter from Mr. Spammer

Dear Mr. Eddings and whatever staff you have left,
I am angry! Imagine waking up and finding this in your yard! A note on my front door said, "Who spams the spammer?" and was signed, Anonymous. This is an outrage! I suspect YOU put someone up to this and I will not quit until I find the criminal! Have you no shame, Mr. Eddings? Do you know who Anonymous is? I demand an apology and maybe a Chic-Fil-a Calendar for the year 2014.
Signed,
Anonymous