Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Just for Laughs #193

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11 comments:

  1. If you are an Arminian, this caption is for you:

    Calvinists enjoying a sing-along:
    "Que sera, sera
    Whatever will be, will be
    The future's not ours, to see
    Que Sera, Sera
    What will be, will be."

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  2. If you are a Calvinist, this caption is for you:

    Arminians enjoying a sing-along:
    "Perhaps I had a wicked childhood
    Perhaps I had a miserable youth
    But somwhere in my wicked, miserable past
    There must have been a moment of truth

    For here you are, standing there, loving me
    Whether or not you should
    So somewhere in my youth or childhood
    I must have done something good

    Nothing comes from nothing
    Nothing ever could
    So somewhere in my youth or childhood
    I must have done something good"

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  3. Gee, Bill, this is so much fun. Who would've thought of singing Amazing Grace to the tune of the theme from Giligan's Island?

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  4. The Mad Libs Hymnal was the best Christmas present Louie Lewie received that year.

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  5. @ Confessional outhouse:

    "Que sera sera" would be a great song for the open theist, but God would need to do the singing.

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  6. "One more time! Sing like an altar call! 'I have decided to follow Jesus, I have decided to follow Jesus, I have decided to follow Jesus...' "

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  7. Versifying the Canons of Dort and improvising a snappy meody was Ron's cleverest idea since he got his Hammond organ.

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  8. Piggie backing off of Pastor Jay:

    Just as I am without one [noun]
    But that thy [noun] was [adjective] for me,
    And that thou [King James verb] me [verb] to thee,
    Oh [animal] of God I [verb], I [verb].

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  9. @Persis

    LOL, that was clever (and true).

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