Good Lord, thank you for this food. Even though it was my dad who had to work hard to pay for it, my mom who had to slave over a hot stove to cook it, and my stomach that has to digest it. But we know you play a part in it somewhere. Amen.
"And Lord, you know we are incapable of appreciating Aunt Bertha's infamously bad cooking on our own. We ask that you would enlighten our, um, taste buds, that we may fully understand how, um, good it is."
Father: "Thank you Lord for these, thy gifts from your bounty. And thank you for enabling me to be such a good bounty hunter so I could shoot this thy peasant...."
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Mr. Wright! Mr. Wright! Don't say that, please! That is just the name my parents gave my email address because it was never meant to be used. Kinda confusing. I am NOT a guy. I just like history. Dolly Madison, Samuel Adams, and I live in Washington.....I canna help it! :D My name is the last name of one of our presidents, so I go by his wife's name on the internet. *sigh* What have I done?
"Lord, we thank you for this Pre-Blessed food. Amen."
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Lord, thanks for the roasted emu the church provided. May we be delivered from indigestion and unrelenting nausea. Amen.
ReplyDelete...and may Chris Hensley drop by for the leftovers.
ReplyDelete,,, and bless our son, Corky, wherever he may be, in the present, in the past, or on the moon.
ReplyDeleteI just spewed Dutch chocolate with marshmallows all over the inside of my space helmet.
ReplyDelete"Lord we thank You for all your good gifts to us, especially Calvinist Cartoon calenders and inspired works of impressionist art featuring Corky."
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ReplyDeleteGood Lord, thank you for this food. Even though it was my dad who had to work hard to pay for it, my mom who had to slave over a hot stove to cook it, and my stomach that has to digest it. But we know you play a part in it somewhere. Amen.
@Persis: Ha!
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ReplyDeleteOooooh. You nailed it.
"And Lord, you know we are incapable of appreciating Aunt Bertha's infamously bad cooking on our own. We ask that you would enlighten our, um, taste buds, that we may fully understand how, um, good it is."
ReplyDeleteFather: "Thank you Lord for these, thy gifts from your bounty. And thank you for enabling me to be such a good bounty hunter so I could shoot this thy peasant...."
ReplyDeleteDaughter: (whispering) "Daddy! 'Pheasant!' "
@Stranger: Bwahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDelete"Dear Lord, thanks for this delicious meal, we are so grateful after having those Chef Boyardee spaghettios yesterday."
ReplyDelete@Craig:
ReplyDeleteAdd another Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Ok, not a caption, but thought I'd share this link with you guys, it's up your alley.
ReplyDeletehttp://discipleman.wordpress.com/2011/02/12/you-might-just-be-a-calvinist-if/
Is it just me, or does the guy on the far left look kinda like Steve Lawson?
ReplyDeleteGod job Spherical!
ReplyDelete@Michael: It ain't just you. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd Lord, protect me from getting kicked out when I reveal to my girlfriend's parents that I'm 4.5 point Calvinist.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Spherical wins this one.
At first glance, Chef Boyardee's caption is pretty good........
ReplyDelete......then again, Spherical's is hilarious......
........Mrs. Helen's is quite fitting.......
Corey's is very good as well.......
Dear Lord, thank you that I am not the one to judge the best caption here, for they would all win.
~♣Constitution Girl, who is too lazy to switch to her Name/URL profile.......
~♣Constitution Girl, who is too lazy to switch to her Name/URL profile.......
ReplyDeleteYeah, Sam. Sometimes I do that too.
S.S.L.
Ah, now ConstitutionGirl is a guy! Kinda. :-D
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Mr. Wright! Mr. Wright! Don't say that, please!
ReplyDeleteThat is just the name my parents gave my email address because it was never meant to be used. Kinda confusing. I am NOT a guy. I just like history. Dolly Madison, Samuel Adams, and I live in Washington.....I canna help it! :D My name is the last name of one of our presidents, so I go by his wife's name on the internet. *sigh* What have I done?
Okay, That's better. At least now my name is adjusted.
ReplyDeleteDear Lord, may you show us grace by bringing the neighbors to show us mercy for eating their pet chicken.
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