Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
A Page from the Past
Thanks, Mitzi Pullman, for finding this ad
from an old Hollywood Movie magazine!
A check for $7,000 will be in your mailbox
before you can walk to the moon!
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Win $50 - This is REAL!
I don't know how else to say this...THIS IS REAL! $50 to the first person who delivers the "Fantastic Four" from the Reformation Wall (see photo above) in
Geneva, Switzerland to my home in Salmiya, Kuwait. I will place two twenties and a crisp ten dollar bill in your hands myself! That's all there is to it!
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Old Cartoon of Mine
This is an old cartoon from my very first book, Laugh & Learn Cartoon
Features for Church Publications, by Baker Book House. Copyright 1991
Monday, October 18, 2010
At the Movies 74 Years Ago Today
Haven't seen the movie
Don't agree with the title
But, I do like Popeye!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
A Letter from Bobo Laughface
Dear Eddie,
You may not know this but, even though I am a follower of Arminian Antics, I still read your blog whenever I feel down. Like right now. As you may or may not know, (you choose) I was on a $7,000 paid vacation (I won this by telling Corky Velveeta that Cotton Adams was a Calvinist) and I ran out of money on the second day of my stay in the Cayman Islands. I really could use another $7,000 to get back home! I have already asked every Arminian friend and relative I know, and they all chose to say no. So I thought I would ask any Calvinist out there if he, or she, feels predestined to hand over seven grand to a man with needs. I can promise that when I return home, I will start asking for money to pay you back AND with 2% interest for your trouble. I hear most Calvinists are richer than a bowl of Cool Whip and wanted to let you know that to help an Arminian is like helping a human being. Thank you and best of luck,
Bobo Laughface
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Bizarre Things Said in the Pulpit
I once heard a pastor of a slowing dying church say, from the pulpit, " If this church is going to grow, it will grow under my ministry and no one else! I will not share this pulpit with anyone!"
This was his response to a suggestion the week before about having a week long conference, at the church, where four other ministers would take the pulpit, as well as he.
Have you heard anything strange, odd and bizarre come from a pulpit?
If you have please let us know. If a pastor or preacher enters the pulpit unprepared by prayer and humility, the flesh can certainly take over, and often does.
And please, no vile language. I will delete any statement that I deem inappropriate.
(although, they will probably ALL be inappropriate, you know what I mean...no vulgarity - thanks)
Product Placement
Well, at least Corky got into the picture!
Against Calvinism - a parody for our generation.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Comic by the Numbers
I don't want to freak anybody out...but, check
the day and the time of this post!
Weird, ain't it?
Prizes! Prizes! and More Prizes!
Since we’re just little Calvinistic fish in a huge evangelical pond, we can only do what we can do… and that, only by God’s grace. Therefore, these are the prizes in our first ever, 40 Days of Predestination Giveaway:
First Prize USA. (1) DVD of Amazing Grace: The History and Theology of Calvinism by the ApologeticsGroup.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53]
First Prize International. (1) $25 Gift certificate from Amazon.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53 US]
Second Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28]
Second Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28 US]
Third Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15]
Third Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15 US]
Special Drawing. Drawing held on Reformation Day, October 31, 2010. (1) 42” Yemenite Shofar. [Total Value: approx. $150 US]
For more information click somewhere right about HERE
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Our Ad in New Magazine
CC ad as it appears in the new publication,
Cross-eyed Calvinists, the Magazine for a Merry Heart.
Friday, October 8, 2010
The Day of the Open Mic Night
Welcome to the very first Open Mic Night! We have a great show for you tonight so just sit back and enjoy these five, bright new comics as they try their best to make you smile. They have worked hard on these entries, so I would ask that you show your appreciation by either sending me several thousands of dollars or applauding after each post.
The first one up is a man who is clever and witty, and I could go on, except I am having a terrible time reading his handwriting...Ladies and gentlemen, I present, the Truthinator!
John: I know there are some Emergents around here. The stench of Universalism is in the air!
Dean: I wouldn't be surprised. There's so little Bible knowledge around that people are fallin' for false teachin' left and right.
Ricky: There's a stranger in town from the southern Californy territory givin' out tickets to a garden party. I hear the Jonas Brothers will be singin'.
John: You stay away from those Emergent garden parties, pilgrim.
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Our next comic is a long time blogger. His brother doesn't work either. Here is Rob Marsh...
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I could stand up here an hour and talk about our next comic's accomplishments - but only if I talked really, really slow. So without further ado, I present to you, a man who is his own biggest fan, Taylor Meece.
Eddie Eddings decides to fire his only gag writer at Calvinistic Cartoons, because he found out that he was a spy for Arminian Antics and he also never used deodorant.
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Remember folks - I just introduce them. I don't guarantee them.
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And now, a man who has made anonymity a household name...please welcome, Dr. Ralph "Rafe" E. Spraker, Jr., from Columbia, South Carolina!
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Before I introduce our last comic, let me remind you that no one is perfect. Last, we have a man who can point to many amazing accomplishments in his lifetime. Unfortunately, none of them are his - I present Geoff Flahardy.
Sometimes the Arminian message just doesn't hit home with folks.
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That's it for this evening! It's been MORE than an honor to be your MC tonight...it's been an inconvenience. Thanks for coming and please help clean up a little before you leave. We'll be back soon if the creek don't rise and no one sets fire to the building! So until next time ... don't forget to buy da book!
