Although Stanley nor Lisa would ever admit this, but neither one of them had the slightest clue what a bulwark was. Let alone why it was important for it not to fail.
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During a rousing rendition of Wind Who Makes All Winds, Lucinda inflates her dress with a little wind of her own.
The song of invitation was going well until Dave realized he actually had no idea what 'make a decision for Christ' actually meant, nor why he said it.
"In Adam all die, In Adam all die"
ReplyDeleteYou know my dear, Charles Wesley was an arminian.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Stanley nor Lisa would ever admit this, but neither one of them had the slightest clue what a bulwark was. Let alone why it was important for it not to fail.
ReplyDelete"Dear, why aren't you singing?"
ReplyDelete"I'm trying to come up with a caption for this picture!"
I know.....it's weak..
"Dear, I know it says wives should cover their heads but don't you think the feather is a bit much?"
ReplyDeleteDespite their best efforts it would appear there just is not a word that rhymes with antinomianism.
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ReplyDeleteDuring a rousing rendition of Wind Who Makes All Winds, Lucinda inflates her dress with a little wind of her own.
My sincerest apologies.
"You know, Peter, we were predestined for each other."
ReplyDeletePeter received quite a surprise from the organist while singing As the Bridegroom to His Chosen.
The song of invitation was going well until Dave realized he actually had no idea what 'make a decision for Christ' actually meant, nor why he said it.
ReplyDeleteI vote that phil so far has come up with the best one!
ReplyDeleteNorman suddenly realized the real meaning of the line, "Gladly the cross-eyed bear."
ReplyDeleteOh! It's "King Eternal." And all these years I have been singing, "Lead On O Kinky Turtle."
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