Thursday, May 19, 2016

Just for Laughs #393


6 comments:

  1. I'd like to start things off with a little number I wrote two years ago in two minutes...

    Praise His hand
    Praise His plan
    Praise the band
    Praise the land
    Praise the Man
    Because we can....rock steady!

    (screaming guitar solo)

    Thanks to You
    And thanks to me
    Look at the clouds
    Look at the sea
    Proof around you
    It's everywhere!
    This church is rocking
    Because we care...
    A lot...a lot...a lot...a lot...
    Not Lot in the Bible but a lot...
    A lot...a lot...a lot...a lot...
    Feelin' good! Oh baby it's true
    More for me and more for you!

    (smash amps)

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  2. Oh yeah!
    Woah, woah, woah, yeah!

    [sing it with me]

    You are!
    I am!
    We will be evermore!
    You are!
    I am!
    Woah, woah, woah!

    This is the song that we sing!
    This is the life that we live!
    This is the day that we have!
    He has given us his glorious love!

    You are!
    I am!
    We will be evermore!
    You are!
    I am!
    Woah, woah, woah!

    Repeat and rinse several times.

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  3. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
    Pray praise sing
    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
    Dance to the King
    (Repeat 100 times)

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  4. To be sure, I know mega-churches that program theologically rich music and small churches that buy into the more vapid stuff. There are also old hymns that are theologically lacking and some new songs that would make Calvin proud. But too much of the new stuff is just pop music with a few churchy-sounding words thrown in for fun.

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  5. Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey Jesus!

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  6. Another face palm - Oy!

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