Arminian Television, the most advanced television out there! Using barely legal surveillance technology combined with a computer program designed to research your past, the friendly Arminians have created a device that creates an image of your mother to nag you into salvation! Arminian Televesion! Because an altar call has to end eventually!
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ReplyDeleteArminian Televesion! Because an altar call has to end eventually!
Love those last lines!
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