Bugler: I know it doesn't look like much, but it's the 4th trumpet! Geez, who am I foolin'? Nobody knows about the 4th trumpet. It's just the one in the middle. It doesn't even have any valves. I just hope I don't miss my cue. But it's not like anyone will point to scripture and say, "Hey, Pal! You missed your cue! You didn't blow the 4th trumpet on time!" I guess that's why they gave the part to a lesser angel.
Lady: "Look, this is not difficult. If you will just play this solo, then the princes of Israel will come to you. I'm not kidding. Just believe it. Now get with the program!" (Num. 10:4) Man: "On the other hand, if you will not do this, then you are in big trouble buddy!" (Ezek. 33:6)
Out of my way you morons. I am with the worship team.
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DeleteBugler: I know it doesn't look like much, but it's the 4th trumpet! Geez, who am I foolin'? Nobody knows about the 4th trumpet. It's just the one in the middle. It doesn't even have any valves. I just hope I don't miss my cue. But it's not like anyone will point to scripture and say, "Hey, Pal! You missed your cue! You didn't blow the 4th trumpet on time!" I guess that's why they gave the part to a lesser angel.
ReplyDeleteMan on the right: You're an angel?
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DeleteLady: "Look, this is not difficult. If you will just play this solo, then the princes of Israel will come to you. I'm not kidding. Just believe it. Now get with the program!" (Num. 10:4)
ReplyDeleteMan: "On the other hand, if you will not do this, then you are in big trouble buddy!" (Ezek. 33:6)
If you HAVE to know...I'm doing a little number tonight at the Free Will Baptist Church entitled, "Luck be a Lady Tonight".
ReplyDeleteAnn Angel gave me this trumpet.
ReplyDelete...an angel?
No. ANN Angel. The lady at the Christian Coffee House in Des Moine.
On the The Last Day, The Trump will sound, and baby, it WON'T be from the HOT AIR of our FREE WILL!!! (John 1:13)
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