Friday, February 21, 2014

What Would Happen?

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27 comments:

  1. Vermin McTaggartFebruary 21, 2014 at 8:11 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...Election Day would be renamed Choose You This Day.

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  2. Clarabell McSeltzerFebruary 21, 2014 at 8:33 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...the Olympics would be held in Armenian.

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  3. Joel GarnerFebruary 21, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world, Armenia would be renamed to prevent confusion.

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  4. LesFebruary 21, 2014 at 11:16 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world, all stop signs, traffic lights and one-way signs would be removed and replaced with inspirational messages about following your heart. Super saints would only experience occasional minor fender benders.

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  5. Elmo LincolnFebruary 22, 2014 at 8:06 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...every church bell would ring at 3:16.

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  6. Ahab BronsonFebruary 22, 2014 at 8:21 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...Free Willy would have won an Academy Award.

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  7. Farley McKrackenFebruary 22, 2014 at 8:23 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...Dave Hunt would be president of the United States.

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  8. Bill WattersonFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:31 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes would have been called Alvin and Hobbes.

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  9. Taliban WilsonFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:33 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...the letters T U L I P would be removed from the English alphabet.

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  10. Hank BohemianFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...it would be against the law to grow tulips.

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  11. Scatman HermesFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...Spurgeon's sermons would be heavily edited.

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  12. Jubilation T. CornponeFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...March 16 would be the new 4th of July.

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  13. Paul MallFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:45 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...there would be Arminian tableware for every home.

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  14. Uziah LomenFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:47 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...there would be no mention of Calvinists or Calvinism during days that end with a "y".

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  15. Joel GarnerFebruary 22, 2014 at 12:34 PM

    Wow. X-D

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  16. Garson GreginskiFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:39 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...total depravity would be a thing of the past.

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  17. Tabitha ShanaynayFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:42 AM

    If Arminians ruled the world...daisies would be the world flower. You can count on it.

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  18. Comatose JonesFebruary 23, 2014 at 3:22 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...the Synod of Dort would be renamed the Synod of Dirt.

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  19. Kilgore MacLeroyFebruary 23, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...Church history would be rewritten and revised by Roger Olson.

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  20. Queen LaTubaFebruary 23, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...there would be no Calvin Klein products. It would just be Klein and that's it! Really. I'm very serious.

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  21. Adam LinkFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...robots would go on sale.

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  22. Mortimer SnurdFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...puppets could choose their own masters.

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  23. Koko McMillenFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...the new day would start at 3:16 a.m.

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  24. Euripedes GleasonFebruary 23, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...there would be Arminian fortune cookies.

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  25. Esau SmithFebruary 23, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    If Arminians ruled the world...the new Arminian Paraphrase Study Bible would say, "Jacob Arminus have I loved..."

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    1. Eddie EddingsFebruary 23, 2014 at 6:07 PM

      That was a good one...even if I do say so myself.

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