Inside Scoop!

Thanks to our mole at Sola Bootstrapa (formerly Arminian Antics) we have this inside report that Benny Finney's science hero is Nukola Tisla. Finney plans on featuring articles on him when Sola Bootstrapa resumes the first of March. Though Nukola experimented on everything from bread mold to dung beetles, he never invented or discovered anything worthwhile and was basically a moron. Stay tuned to Calvinistic Cartoons. We have information you will not find anywhere else! We don't just make all this stuff up y'know!