That cable show about the undead? They’re doing a spinoff on the idea of traditional Chinese chefs becoming zombies. They want to call it The Wokking Dead.
Walked into a coffee and tea shop. I asked for an iced tea. The barista said, "We don't have that here." I asked him what he did have. He held up a yellow-hues glass of liquid with ice and said, "Have an iced A." I replied, "You, too," and then I left.
That cable show about the undead? They’re doing a spinoff on the idea of traditional Chinese chefs becoming zombies. They want to call it The Wokking Dead.
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ReplyDeleteWalked into a coffee and tea shop. I asked for an iced tea. The barista said, "We don't have that here." I asked him what he did have. He held up a yellow-hues glass of liquid with ice and said, "Have an iced A." I replied, "You, too," and then I left.
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