Listen, Vera. I don't CARE if the tent where Billy Graham got saved was pitched on this very plot of land. You CAN'T absorb the spirit through the GROUND.
Why did the environmentalist cross the road? She saw a squirrel doing it and either wanted to rescue the squirrel or because it is natural to walk in front of cars.
If I'd known I was predestined to hit a pedestrian, I would never have gone for a drive today!
ReplyDeleteWhat strange providence for her to be standing there!
ReplyDeleteWas it my "Calvinism Rules" bumper sticker?
ReplyDeleteListen, Vera. I don't CARE if the tent where Billy Graham got saved was pitched on this very plot of land. You CAN'T absorb the spirit through the GROUND.
ReplyDeleteSorry but this is non-KIT - or then maybe these are theological questions.
ReplyDeletea) how did she keep her hat on when she fell over?
b) Why when I do a Google of the number plate do I get links to Indonesian, Indian and Chinese sales sites?
A young Benny Hinn realizes that it is not a good idea to wave at pedestrians since they are immediately slain in the spirit...
ReplyDeleteIs that Todd Friel promoting Drive By Marraige?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Benny's already made his getaway!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the environmentalist cross the road? She saw a squirrel doing it and either wanted to rescue the squirrel or because it is natural to walk in front of cars.
ReplyDeletePeter Post dresses Modern as he makes "the grab for what he can" from Olivia Orthodoxy that looks to him as dead.
ReplyDeleteSaddleback Church films a post-modern edition of The Good Samaritan.
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