Butler: His name is Finney and he's a frightful looking character. He says he saw that hand of yours but I don't see how considering they're covered with elbow-length gloves...
"I don't care if he IS your godfather, Deirdre. I am NOT giving back his sandwich board that says, 'THE WORLD TO END IN 2013' if he insists on wearing it in front of our home."
Lady: "What's that? You've just returned from the Elephant Room, and you have some big news?"
Man in center: "Aaaaw, who cares about the latest act in the Evangelical-Seeker-Emergent-Heresy circus. We've got plenty of Johnny Mac sermons to listen to."
Lady: Who's at the door?
ReplyDeleteButler: His name is Finney and he's a frightful looking character. He says he saw that hand of yours but I don't see how considering they're covered with elbow-length gloves...
No, it's not "sin" lurking at the door, it's my twin brother "Sid" the black sheep of the family.
ReplyDelete"I don't care if he IS your godfather, Deirdre. I am NOT giving back his sandwich board that says, 'THE WORLD TO END IN 2013' if he insists on wearing it in front of our home."
ReplyDelete"I'm afraid ma'am, we have a Mr. C. Velveeta at the door. Yes, he left the grenade constume behind, like that would honestly work!"
ReplyDelete"What do you mean what am I hiding? I'm not a bad person! I come from a good family!"
ReplyDeleteLady: "You say 'Mister Velveeta is at the door'? ___Oh! That's Corky's Dad, silly"
ReplyDeleteIt's the man from Agape Chimney Sweeping. He wants to get paid. ___ But, what is he doing in the closet?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean you're dispensational? Why don't you go dispense some sweet tea for us?
ReplyDeleteLady: "What's that? You've just returned from the Elephant Room, and you have some big news?"
ReplyDeleteMan in center: "Aaaaw, who cares about the latest act in the Evangelical-Seeker-Emergent-Heresy circus. We've got plenty of Johnny Mac sermons to listen to."
Man on left: "Just make sure it's not Jimmy Mac!"