Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Just for Laughs #179

Creepy, yes. I make no apology
As far as I'm concerned, so is bad theology.
Make a fitting caption for this weird photo
Every cult out there is led by a Bozo.

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29 comments:

  1. Joel GarnerSeptember 21, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    Wow. :-O EPIC CREEPINESS.

    Anyhoo...

    "Hey, kid. Wanna buy a parka for your girlfriend?"

    INSIDE JOKE. Michael will get this one. ;-)

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  2. Chris HensleySeptember 21, 2011 at 3:57 AM

    Clown ministry leader at Rob Bell's church just returns from the depths to assure the faithful that there is no hell.

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  3. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 4:34 AM

    "So, going to Calvin Reformed Baptist Church? I'm here to tell you being an Arminian is way more fun. Take it from me, Benny Finney."

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  4. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 4:35 AM

    "Why so serious?"

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  5. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 4:36 AM

    "Why am I down here? Because I chose to! Why are you wearing a raincoat little boy?"

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  6. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    "Whatsa matter kid, afraid of clowns?"

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  7. Joel GarnerSeptember 21, 2011 at 4:41 AM

    "Smile! It's your lucky day! You get to be a guest blogger on Arminian Antics!"

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  8. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 4:43 AM

    @Joel: Hahaha! Nice.

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  9. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 4:47 AM

    What's interesting about this is I have a history with evil clowns, I even wrote a short story recently featuring one.

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  10. The BlainemonsterSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    Hey kid! Wanna Chick tract?

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  11. Corey P.September 21, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    @Chris Hensley: Very nice. :)

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  12. Corey P.September 21, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    @Michael: Love the Joker reference. :)

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  13. Corey P.September 21, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    "You're tellin' me you believe in all that Calvinistic wackiness? I just don't get IT!"

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  14. Corey P.September 21, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    "Could you help me outta this gutter? You'll have to excuse my washed-out theology. "

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  15. stranger.strange.landSeptember 21, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    "...and Georgie, I swear I wouldn't be tellin' ya this if I didn't hear it first hand from God himself."

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  16. stranger.strange.landSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    @ Chris Hensley

    Oooooooh. Excellent caption.

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  17. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    "Become an Arminian, kid. You can have a balloon...they float...we all float down here..."

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  18. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    "I think I saw a movie like this once."

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  19. mikew116September 21, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    @ Corey: "Get IT" nice.

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  20. PersisSeptember 21, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    @Chris Hensley: Good one!

    (I'm too creeped out to come up with a caption.)

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  21. Meghan NewSeptember 22, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    Jan Crouch tests her new look to Paul before going on air.

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  22. PersisSeptember 22, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    @Meghan:

    Hah!

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  23. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Hey kid, you should see me without my makeup.

    http://www.networknorwich.co.uk/Images/content/213/198260.jpg

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  24. Constitution GirlSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    Hey, kid. Wanna buy a Message Bible?

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  25. Constitution GirlSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    How do you know I'm in the gutter? isn't that a matter of perception? How do we know that you aren't in the gutter and I'm on the ground? Down with metanarratives!

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  26. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Mega-Church humor now in the gutter!

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  27. Pastor JayJanuary 11, 2012 at 3:00 AM

    "Let me just say, penny-wise, its better to spend that money on yourself than to give it as a "tithe". Trust me kid, God just wants you to be happy."

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  28. Mike AndersonFebruary 17, 2013 at 12:31 AM

    Psst...Down here bub... Don't forget to read the Pearl of Great price and the Doctrine of Covenants as a family tonight.

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  29. UnknownMay 7, 2015 at 8:47 PM

    "Hey, kid. Come join my cult. I can personally guarantee you'll go to heaven with anything you want. Don't worry, you don't need to go get your Bible. We believe God is in every person. We just have to look inside ourselves."

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