Of course I know what I'm talking about, dear. It is a time-honored tradition to throw over-ripe fruit and melons at a new pastor when he preaches his first sermon, especially if he has Calvinistic leanings.
Life had just handed Brad the world's largest lemon. Angelina asked if the trouble was because he was using his free will or if God had somehow ordained it?
Ernie was determined to keep the Palantir a secret until he'd really figured out how to use it.
ReplyDelete(Methinks only fellow LOTR fans will get that one)
Predestined Peter considered planting his Calvinist canteloupe in Free-Will Fannie's face.
ReplyDelete"Yes, Maggie, that is exactly how to hold your third finger while giving the secret Calvinist handshake."
ReplyDeleteOf course I know what I'm talking about, dear. It is a time-honored tradition to throw over-ripe fruit and melons at a new pastor when he preaches his first sermon, especially if he has Calvinistic leanings.
ReplyDelete"Watch it girly, or I'll go all Hyper-Calvinist on you..."
ReplyDeleteNo, Lucy, you are not going to ride down the aisle on a motorcycle while I'm trying to preach.
ReplyDeleteThe flesh was weak. She said "we can't elope" so he had to settle for the next best thing.
ReplyDeleteNo, No, Margie, five points. I want to see all your fingers.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Don't you think that a cantaloupe is a wonderful illustration for my sermon on total depravity?
ReplyDeleteArnold tried to cover for the time he had spent browsing the bookstore on the way back home.
ReplyDelete"I bought a new brand of coffee. Will it make us hyper-Calvinist?"
ReplyDeleteLife had just handed Brad the world's largest lemon. Angelina asked if the trouble was because he was using his free will or if God had somehow ordained it?
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