Monday, June 6, 2011

Balloon Talk #8

Remember the Calvinistic Cartoons K.I.T. formula - Keep It Theological. I will pick one comment that I think is funny and fill in the balloon giving credit to the "winner". Don't worry about the size of the balloon, I can adjust it to your dialog. Just keep it short as possible. Only fill in the one balloon - don't add other dialog from someone else in the photo. Have fun and enjoy the laughs!

35 comments:

  1. Gramm, what is this White Horse Inn that you've been listening to on Sunday nights? It don't sound Fundamentalist to me.

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  2. Looks like we are the only Jacobs sitting at a table full of Esaus. Am I right gramma? Up high! No? Not now? Okay, I hear ya, maybe later.

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  3. Gramma, your biscuits remind me of Calvinism. For starters, they're harder than the heart of a totally depraved sinner . . .

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  4. ... I have to eat them whether I want to or not ...

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  5. ... thankfully, I only have to eat the ones that are given to me ...

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  6. ... if I soften 'em up with a whole stick o' butter, they become irresistible ...

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  7. ... and finally, I have to finish them off or else I get no dessert!

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  8. Did you get this biscuit recipe from John Calvin's "Bitter Trials" Cookbook?

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  9. Look I get it, we're orthodox, and honestly I do not have a problem with that. But seriously, now we're eating locust and honey? Really? I mean, come on people where is your scriptural backing for this one?!

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  10. "Don't hide it anymore, Grandma! I saw your copy of Bondage of the Will sticking out of that suitcase!"

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  11. "We're related to Charles Finney, aren't we, Grandma? AREN'T WE?!"

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  12. Gramma, Total Depravity is too in the Bible, and if you want me to prove it, I'll throw these peas in your new hairdo!

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  13. I admit it. I dated Eddie Eddings. And I liked it to, he is a wonderful Calvinist man. But no, we never kissed...he wouldn't take off that dang helmet!

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  14. What do you mean I'm too young to understand the Puritans?

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  15. What was that? You cooked this turkey like Calvin did Servetus? Grandma, I didn't expect you to be such an Arminian.

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  16. If you did some research you would see that Calvin didn't kill Mr. Servetus, I know these things Grandma, I read Boettner's book.

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  17. "Who was that funny man with the space helmet in your photo album, Grandma?"

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  18. So if Grandpa Harold was right, why is he still in hiding?

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  19. Grandma, all Arminians pray like Calvinists, they just don't realize it!

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  20. So this morning, these quail were laying on the ground outside?

    I got a bad feeling about this...

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  21. Grammy, did you ever meet Martin Luther or John Calvin?

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  22. Mama says you're old enough to have dated John Wesley...zat true?

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  23. Aw, Gramma, do I have to say grace again? Why don't we just pray once over the groceries when we bring them home? That would save a lot of time.

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  24. Shouldn't we eat this stuff first to see if we like it before we give thanks for it?

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  25. "Tell 'em, Grandma! Before dinner, we saw Tim reading Your Best Life Now, didn't we?"

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  26. Gramma, do you use Predestination Perfume or Semi-Pelegian Toilet Water?

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  27. "Grandma, if we're Arminians, aren't I free to choose whether or not to eat the spam 'n potatoes?"

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  28. Wait! I know I saw a Pre-Blessed Food sticker on the food when we brought it home, why are we blessing it?

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  29. THEO wrote, "Gramma, your biscuits remind me of Calvinism. For starters, they're harder than the heart of a totally depraved sinner . . ."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

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  30. Ink Slinger: "Grandma, if we're Arminians, aren't I free to choose whether or not to eat the spam 'n potatoes?"

    Beat me to it. Well-disciplined children are the perfect example of not having libertarian free will.

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  31. Jim wrote, "Well-disciplined children are the perfect example of not having libertarian free will."

    :D

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  32. "Broccoli! Uck! Can I be excused? I've decided to go on a fast."

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  33. Ralph Peterson wrote, "Shouldn't we eat this stuff first to see if we like it before we give thanks for it?"

    Ha!

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  34. Thanks, Joel. This whole thread has been hilarious!

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