Friday, June 10, 2011

Balloon Talk #12

Remember the Calvinistic Cartoons K.I.T. formula - Keep It Theological. I will pick one comment that I think is funny and fill in the balloon giving credit to the "winner". Don't worry about the size of the balloon, I can adjust it to your dialog. Just keep it short as possible. Only fill in the one balloon - don't add other dialog from someone else in the photo. Have fun and enjoy the laughs!
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33 comments:

  1. HelenJune 10, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    "Aw come on... open the door, so I can come in and eat with you, and you with me"

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  2. Corey P.June 10, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    "Don't look so suprised, ol' boy! It's me, Benny Finney! Calvinist-hater extraordinaire!"

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  3. mikew116June 10, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    "Whatsa matter? Ain't seen a living Arminian before?"

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  4. mikew116June 10, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    "Don't tell me, I look like Rob Bell. I get that all the time, that's why I don't wear glasses."

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  5. mikew116June 10, 2011 at 1:55 AM

    "Do you know that if you died tonight you would go to heaven? I can show you how in five minutes."

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  6. Corey P.June 10, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    "Pretend I'm Jesus, see? I want to come into your heart and wash all your sins away, but I can't do a thing unless you excercise your free will and voluntarily open the doors of your heart!"

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  7. HelenJune 10, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    "...and there's no handle on my side, so it really is all down to you..."

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  8. SphericalJune 10, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    Forgive me, Maam, I seem to have "accidentally" trampled your tulip garden. But not to worry, I have plenty of daisies with me to replace them with. They will look so much nicer to all of your Arminian nayayayaybors too.

    Sorry about that, my throat is a little hoarse.

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  9. PersisJune 10, 2011 at 2:47 AM

    Japheth, this ain't funny. Quit the joking and let me in.

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  10. stranger.strange.landJune 10, 2011 at 2:49 AM

    So far, Helen's got the best one, hands down. How do I know? It got a lol,acomf* out of me.


    *laughing out loud, and choking on my Frito

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  11. Chris HensleyJune 10, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    "Jesus loves you ya know, cause if He didn't, this would be a mirror instead of a window. BAHAHAHAHA!"

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  12. stranger.strange.landJune 10, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    I'm selling it as a fixer-upper 'cause I...
    Ain't got time to fix the shingles.
    Ain't got time to fix the floor.
    Ain't got time to oil the hinges,
    Nor to mend the window pane.
    Ain't gonna need this house no longer.
    I'm getting ready to meet the saints.

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  13. PersisJune 10, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    This is Deacon Doberman, folks. Time for our annual tithe talk...

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  14. Fake Coke CanJune 10, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    You're sure now? You promise that if I come out I won't be part of the emergent church?

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  15. Joel GarnerJune 10, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    "Sorry, Joyce. We only let people who can read the Bible in here."

    INSIDE JOKE ALERT!

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  16. AnonymousJune 10, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    I am really sorry sir but the altar call is over you will have to try again next week.

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  17. Chris HensleyJune 10, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    "You are traveling in another dimension--one of God, man, and redemption. You've just entered into...the Tulip Zone."

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  18. Joel GarnerJune 10, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    "Arminians? I haven't seen any Arminians! You must have the wrong fella in mind."

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  19. Joel GarnerJune 10, 2011 at 4:54 AM

    @Chris: Awesome!

    "Oh, so ya think 'Christian Hedonism' is an oxymoron, huh? Well, there's some kool-aid in that pitcher over there; if you want out, drink it!"

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  20. stranger.strange.landJune 10, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    ...Well then, how about a prayer carpet? Would you like to buy a PRAYER CARPET?

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  21. Ben ThinkenJune 10, 2011 at 6:47 AM

    Be honest with me...do I look like I'm being interviewed on the 700 Club?

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  22. Joel GarnerJune 10, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    "That's right...That's right...Let those disgusting Calvinist eyes get weary...I'll win THIS stare-off, Calvinist boy!"

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  23. nancy a. almodovarJune 10, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Just because you have a signed decision card does not mean you have permission to enter in.

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  24. mikew116June 10, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    I like Inkslinger's comment personaly.

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  25. Jim PembertonJune 10, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    "Please let me in. I promise, Calvinism is not a contagious disease."

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  26. Jim PembertonJune 10, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Rachel! So this is it, then. I suspected you were seeing another man. If you were seeing another Calvinist, that would be one thing. But an Arminian!?

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  27. Jim PembertonJune 10, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    "There are two Mormons chasing me. Tell them James White is in here."

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  28. Reformed MethodistJune 10, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    "Just doing a poll in the community about what you would attract you to a church"

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  29. Reformed MethodistJune 10, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    oops...sorry about the type-o.

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  30. Meghan NewJune 10, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    Are you Mr. and Mrs. Timn? I have some bad news....you're boy now sells ice cream at Benny Finney's shows!

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  31. AnonymousJune 11, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    Eddie if you pick mine everybody else will give you $7000.

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  32. Joel GarnerJune 11, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    Congratulations, Michael!

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  33. mikew116June 14, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    Wow, I just finally looked back to see who won. I'm honored my caption was worthy.

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