Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Just for Laughs #156

Come on! We need some theologically minded captions!

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17 comments:

  1. Michael Spotts: .April 13, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    You think you can just pull me against my will through those pearly gates? What are you, a Calvinist!

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  2. Joel GarnerApril 13, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Woman: "Robert, come on! We'll be late for the Bible study!"

    Husband, in his thoughts: No, no, not tonight...Pastor Timothy is starting up in Romans 9...

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  3. The BlainemonsterApril 13, 2011 at 4:01 AM

    In this photo, class, you'll see that 1930's Biblical theater had a decidedly aristocratic bent. Notice the portrayal of Potiphar's wife in the elegant black evening gown, and her butler holding Joseph's tweed robe as Joseph politely tries to dismiss himself.

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  4. Jim PembertonApril 13, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    Another tale from door-to-door evangelism in the Country Club: "Yes Ma'am, you are disarming. However, that's not what you need to get to heaven."

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  5. stranger.strange.landApril 13, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    Okay, okay lady; I'll say it: 'Rob Bell is absolutely right.' Now please stop twisting my arm.

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  6. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Lady: Come on, Earl. Pastor Fred is beginning the second part of his lesson on Alice in reformed theology where the book of Revelation is all allegory...

    Man: But I don't want to go back in there Ethel; I'm a J Vernon McGee man...

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  7. mikew116April 13, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    "Come on, the invitation's almost over. You can just squeeze my hand while I pray the sinner's prayer!"

    "Gee ma'am, that'd be swell. I don't have to give anything up do I?"

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  8. Joel GarnerApril 13, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    @Michael: Amusing, disturbing, true...

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  9. ConstitutionGirlApril 13, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    I think the Blainemonster's caption is most fitting for her indecent dress. I vote for his!

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  10. mikew116April 13, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    "Don't worry, Ahab, we'll get you that vineyard. Now cheer up!"

    "Oh, I don't know...I really want the vineyard nooowww."

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  11. Joel GarnerApril 13, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Haha! That one was creative.

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  12. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    Woman: Come on George, the show is starting...Benny Hinn can heal your arm.

    Man: My arm would be fine if you would stop pulling on it!

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  13. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    Woman: Yipee, come on Herman... Rick Warren's Not About Easter Easter Show is starting. I can see the Jonas Brothers from here!

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  14. mikew116April 14, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Ha! The Jonas Brothers, for real? Man, Rick's getting big isn't he?

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  15. Pastor JayNovember 23, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Keep smiling Suzy but we will still be discussing your gossip addiction.

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  16. Feather In Desert WindJanuary 6, 2013 at 6:16 AM

    Woman: come on Johnny Smith... dont you want to see your other 20 wives in the other room!

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  17. UnknownApril 24, 2015 at 7:47 PM

    As it turns out, it's a lot easier to get men to walk the aisle if you hire pretty, smiling women to lead them by the arm.

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