I had coffee with those guys last week. Both barrels full of laughs. NOT. They drunk - drank? - down their coffee, then, KABOOM! They were out of there, leaving me with the tab. "We'll help pay," they said. "Not put it all on you," they said...
I should have known better than to listen to guys dressed in all black with two weird sounding names. Ridiculous.
Did you check identification carefully? I think he was an impostor that was thrown out the window. Bell would not have had an interest, business, or reason to be @ CC's HQ. So, did love win again?
This is a perfectly dramatized version of "Farewell, Rob Bell!" Very funny, but watch out because you'll surely to be criticized by Rod "Jerry" Olsen for this!
Just one quick reminder for all of us: pray for Rob Bell. May God have mercy on him, and those he has deceived.
Meanwhile, John Piper tweets: God is most glorified in heretics when they are hurled through windows.
Rob Bell: Ahem. I believe I had a set of horns.
Berean Blogger: Ha! Proof that Eddie Eddings is cozy with heretics. What was Rob Bell doing at CC headquarters in the first place? I have two words for you: guilt by association.
Armin Eon: Just like that madman, Calvin. He killed millions, ya know.
Mo Rahn: See. This is why I could never be a Christian.
Miss Informed: Did you move in with Rob Bell and cook him breakfast? If not, how can you judge him?
Rod "Jerry" Olsen! Hilarious! Well I don't care what Rob Bell says or does or how many times you throw him thru a window I am not going to comment until he write a book about geting thrown through the window and I read it! Oh and I will be on vacation for awhile so I don't know when I will have time to read it, so stop bugging me. Rod-jerry-Olsen.
Actually, Kent Nelson is number fifty by my count. I was going to send him a check for $7,000 until I found out that he is a fictional character who goes by the alias, Dr. Fate.
I have to admit that I was completely ignorant of the Love Wins issue when this was first posted. But having read many articles since then (including the book I think Someone's Been Smoking My Catnip by Snowflake the cat), I now 'get' this cartoon, and find it hilarious! :D
Ouch.
ReplyDeleteIs THAT the way you treat a brother? Where is your love? It appears heretics show more love than YOU!
ReplyDeleteYes they do!
ReplyDeleteNo they actually don't!
ReplyDeleteSays you!
ReplyDeleteSez me!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to throw YOU out of a hot air balloon that is floating over an active volcano!
ReplyDeleteSee? You just proved my point.
ReplyDeleteWhen you return to the states I will be waiting for you...with a pair of brass knuckles and a three-sectional staff.
ReplyDeleteHmm...I wonder who Harry Tixx is. :-P
ReplyDeleteYou guys are all just a buncha hypocrites. SO THERE!
ReplyDeleteWho you call a hippo, Crit?
ReplyDeleteI ain't calling nobody a hippo! You need to learn how to read. And spell. Or something. You missed your "ing"!
ReplyDeleteYou're hopeless.
ReplyDeleteNo, I am Hippo Crit! Good day to you, sir!
ReplyDeleteNow, it is late, so I best be off to bed. I have tea with our BROTHER (B-R-O-T-H-E-R) ROB BELL in the morning. Toodle-ooo!
Huh. Well that was interesting.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know if we can truly consider Rob Bell a Bible-Believing Christian? Thought not.
ReplyDeleteBell might not believe in Hell but, for the record, I do.
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
ReplyDeleteOh no! There's more of them!
ReplyDeleteWordwood...Screwtape...Where have I heard those names before...
I had coffee with those guys last week. Both barrels full of laughs. NOT. They drunk - drank? - down their coffee, then, KABOOM! They were out of there, leaving me with the tab. "We'll help pay," they said. "Not put it all on you," they said...
ReplyDeleteI should have known better than to listen to guys dressed in all black with two weird sounding names. Ridiculous.
We would have helped pay if the coffee hadn't tasted so bad. It's all your fault!
ReplyDeleteOh, be quiet, Wormwood.
ReplyDeleteThis thing appears to be a magnet.
ReplyDeleteOK, show's over (for now). Hope you guys had a few good laughs. God bless.
"OK, show's over (for now)."
ReplyDeletetranslates: I'm going to bed. NO MORE SHOW UNTIL I WAKE UP!"
He don't know me very well, do he.
hahahahahahahahha
Shut up you idiot! You'll wake him!
ReplyDeleteWell he called me a maggot!
ReplyDeleteHe said MAGNET you dorkus demonicus!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is a genuine comment from an actual commenter!
Hah!
ReplyDeleteAnd a standing ovation to the cast of commentators!
Stop it I say! I just laughed so hard that coffee came out of my nose-and I'm not drinking coffee!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you check identification carefully? I think he was an impostor that was thrown out the window. Bell would not have had an interest, business, or reason to be @ CC's HQ. So, did love win again?
ReplyDeleteIt’s like a metaphor for a false dichotomy of a paradoxical irony wrapped in a mystery.
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfectly dramatized version of "Farewell, Rob Bell!" Very funny, but watch out because you'll surely to be criticized by Rod "Jerry" Olsen for this!
ReplyDeleteJust one quick reminder for all of us: pray for Rob Bell. May God have mercy on him, and those he has deceived.
Meanwhile, John Piper tweets: God is most glorified in heretics when they are hurled through windows.
ReplyDeleteRob Bell: Ahem. I believe I had a set of horns.
Berean Blogger: Ha! Proof that Eddie Eddings is cozy with heretics. What was Rob Bell doing at CC headquarters in the first place? I have two words for you: guilt by association.
Armin Eon: Just like that madman, Calvin. He killed millions, ya know.
Mo Rahn: See. This is why I could never be a Christian.
Miss Informed: Did you move in with Rob Bell and cook him breakfast? If not, how can you judge him?
Rod "Jerry" Olsen! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWell I don't care what Rob Bell says or does or how many times you throw him thru a window I am not going to comment until he write a book about geting thrown through the window and I read it!
Oh and I will be on vacation for awhile so I don't know when I will have time to read it, so stop bugging me. Rod-jerry-Olsen.
Looks like you rung his Bell. So what was he doing in Kuwait?
ReplyDeleteWow. That whole comment line was pretty interesting. Anyway, I don't recall in the forecast sunny with a chance of heretics...
ReplyDeleteWish I could have commented...I just didn't have time!
ReplyDeleteYou HAD the time! You just didn't apply yourself...as always!
ReplyDeleteYou two muttonheads report back to the boss! You are being demoted.
ReplyDeleteSomething about the clothing doesn't say "Rob Bell". Where's the gigantic black turtleneck?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? According to Wickedpedia, Rob Bell was seen wearing that exact outfit at a Starbucks in Grand Rapids, Michigan on April 19th, 2010.
ReplyDeleteI'm a close personal friend of Rob Bell. This morning he called me and said,
ReplyDelete"Really? Rob Bell was thrown out the window? He was? And someone knows this for sure? And they felt the need to tell the rest of us about it?"
Then he said,
"This is why lots and lots of people want nothing to do with Calvinistic Cartoons . . ."
We had to cut the call short because the doctor was finally ready to see him.
I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation for members dropping out. It was caused by pane.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading (and laughing through) the comments here I forgot what I was going to say.
ReplyDeleteYes, Eddie, we all go through so much pane.
ReplyDelete@"Bob Tell": Hahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteBell worshipers? Followers of Bell? I am living in prophetic times!
ReplyDeleteI am number 50 in you list of comments. Do I win something?
ReplyDeleteno you're not. you number 51. and I don't think Eddie is giving any prizes to a group of heretics.
ReplyDeleteActually, Kent Nelson is number fifty by my count. I was going to send him a check for $7,000 until I found out that he is a fictional character who goes by the alias, Dr. Fate.
ReplyDeletePhlegm C. Cretion?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I wasn't drinking my morning tea when I saw this one.
This amuses me...
ReplyDeleteNice one EE
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Harry Tixx have a German cousin called Hermann U Tixx? I'd like to hear what he has to say.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that I was completely ignorant of the Love Wins issue when this was first posted. But having read many articles since then (including the book I think Someone's Been Smoking My Catnip by Snowflake the cat), I now 'get' this cartoon, and find it hilarious! :D
ReplyDeleteWhat did Eddie and Corkie say that made Rob Bell jump out the window like that? And will it work on all heretics?
ReplyDeleteThe Defrenestration of Kuwait. Even better than the one in Prague!
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