I came across my Arminian Doppleganger last winter. He knocked at the back door seeking to undermine my 5 point position not realizing it was my door he was knocking on. Before he realized his mistake I tackled him, tied him up, put in a burlap sack and put him in an old freezer I had out in the bar. I locked the freezer, dead-bolted the barn and walked away!
I came across my Arminian Doppleganger last winter. He knocked at the back door seeking to undermine my 5 point position not realizing it was my door he was knocking on. Before he realized his mistake I tackled him, tied him up, put in a burlap sack and put him in an old freezer I had out in the bar. I locked the freezer, dead-bolted the barn and walked away!
ReplyDeleteHaha! That was great.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to see this change in you, Mr. Eddings. Since you have become such a flaming Arminian, I will no longer be reading your blog.
ReplyDeleteHow terrible, I hope mine doesn't come and make me join the Free Wills. Hey, who's that out the window? It kind of looks like me... :-)
ReplyDeleteConstitutionGirl, I waz framed I tells ya! Framed by me own doppleganger.
ReplyDeleteI'm on to you, Freddie! Bring back Eddie right now or I'll contact the authorities! It's your choice, Arminian! (Yeah, right).
ReplyDeleteBy the way ConstitutionGirl, you are cracking me up!
Hey, Freddie, prove your point and "choose" to let Eddie go!
ReplyDeleteFree Will Baptist, an example of an oxymoron.
ReplyDeleteMr. Eddings and Mr. Duncan:
ReplyDeleteNo comment. I didn't read yours. I keep my promises.
The invasion of The Sound Theology Snatchers. I can hardly wait for the sequel.
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