Awe, for cry'n out loud A.W., why don't you quit read'n these dumb old theology books and lets go do something fun for a change?
I'm tellin' ya, Tony. The Left Behind books are not part of the Bible... See, the Bible starts with Genesis and ends with Maps!
@TruthinatorThe book of maps has kept many a child quiet in church. I speak from experience, past and present.
Whitey and Beav search high and low through the whole Bible, trying to find what their pastor of Free Will Church of the Perfected Arminian was talking about when he said Charles Finney was one of the finest apostles the world has ever known.
If time were called now, truthinator would be the hands down winner. Great idea, "the bible ends with maps."
“You sure Osteen said that the ‘God wants you healthy and happy’ verse is in Hezekiah 4:13?”
Awe, for cry'n out loud A.W., why don't you quit read'n these dumb old theology books and lets go do something fun for a change?
ReplyDeleteI'm tellin' ya, Tony. The Left Behind books are not part of the Bible... See, the Bible starts with Genesis and ends with Maps!
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ReplyDeleteThe book of maps has kept many a child quiet in church. I speak from experience, past and present.
Whitey and Beav search high and low through the whole Bible, trying to find what their pastor of Free Will Church of the Perfected Arminian was talking about when he said Charles Finney was one of the finest apostles the world has ever known.
ReplyDeleteIf time were called now, truthinator would be the hands down winner. Great idea, "the bible ends with maps."
ReplyDelete“You sure Osteen said that the ‘God wants you healthy and happy’ verse is in Hezekiah 4:13?”
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