Pastor Buddy went on to say, "Viola, I made a doughnut appear from an empty coffee cup... now who wants to text the church office at OMG123 and be assured of eternal life?
For my next trick, I will twist scripture until the meaning of sin is so vague none of you are uncomfortable with it any longer..."
Pastor Buddy had failed to build his home group through faithful teaching of the Word but boy when he turned to magic, out came the people!
ReplyDeletePastor Buddy went on to say, "Viola, I made a doughnut appear from an empty coffee cup... now who wants to text the church office at OMG123 and be assured of eternal life?
ReplyDeleteFor my next trick, I will twist scripture until the meaning of sin is so vague none of you are uncomfortable with it any longer..."
Father Hookars, Roman Catholic apologist, demostrates how transubstantiation really works.
ReplyDeleteProsperity preacher, Stanley Slick, fails in his attempt to make Hebrews 11 disappear from the bible.
ReplyDeleteMagician: "TA DA!... FREE WILL!!!"
ReplyDeleteAudience: "WOW! He pulled that right out of thin air!!!"
A "Focus on Purpose" small group learns "The Acts of a Growing Church" from the "Vision: Unusual Discernment or Foresight" series.
ReplyDeleteRob Bell Sr. is seen here leading his home church. His new brand of magic mirror doctrine and slight of hand theology was sure to be hit.
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