"Hey Betty, check this out! They're showing the new Free Willy at the youth group movie night this Friday! I'm glad we got home from the John 3:16 conference in time to take the kids!"
For lack of need The UMS (Universalist Missions Society) cancels Frank and Lois’s missionary trip to Papua New Guinea. Now they can spend all that money they raised on a permanent vacation to the Bahamas.
Andy said... "What do you make of this, Dear? This little pamphlet here contains instructions for flying the plane in case the pilot gets raptured mid-trip."
...A youthful Ed Young shows his wife the receipt for the new Cessna the church had purchased for him. Ed figures that if he downplays scripture and talks about sex and cultural relevance instead, his church will soon be able to buy him a Lear jet!
This letter from Benny Hinn says that if we're really saved we'll be blessed by God with health and wealth. He also says that we should buy ourselves nice things we can't afford until God decides we're finally holy enough. Too bad we can't afford your cancer treatments, or food, or clothes for the kids...but God's going to give in to our demands real soon, I can feel it.
"Listen to this, honey. It reads, 'Welcome to Arminian Island where your wildest dreams come true, even if you can't back it up with Scripture.'"
ReplyDelete"What do you make of this, Dear? This little pamphlet here contains instructions for flying the plane in case the pilot gets raptured mid-trip."
ReplyDeleteEd Young in his Early Years. This plane was rented also for only $800!
ReplyDelete"Hey Betty, check this out! They're showing the new Free Willy at the youth group movie night this Friday! I'm glad we got home from the John 3:16 conference in time to take the kids!"
ReplyDeleteFor lack of need The UMS (Universalist Missions Society) cancels Frank and Lois’s missionary trip to Papua New Guinea. Now they can spend all that money they raised on a permanent vacation to the Bahamas.
ReplyDeleteAndy said...
ReplyDelete"What do you make of this, Dear? This little pamphlet here contains instructions for flying the plane in case the pilot gets raptured mid-trip."
Andy, was that "mid-trip" or "mid-trib?"
*cough* a-mil *cough*
ReplyDelete...A youthful Ed Young shows his wife the receipt for the new Cessna the church had purchased for him. Ed figures that if he downplays scripture and talks about sex and cultural relevance instead, his church will soon be able to buy him a Lear jet!
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is how is he gonna do a preflight without getting grease all over his nice suit?
ReplyDeleteThis letter from Benny Hinn says that if we're really saved we'll be blessed by God with health and wealth. He also says that we should buy ourselves nice things we can't afford until God decides we're finally holy enough. Too bad we can't afford your cancer treatments, or food, or clothes for the kids...but God's going to give in to our demands real soon, I can feel it.
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