Dear Eddie,
I found this old comic in the attic today. I used to hand these out to my troubled friends when I was in college. I am a big fan of the Sacred Sandwich and I noticed the name Coddington Borax on the cover. These stories were all based on true events! The only reason I am writing you instead of Angus is because I know you give out thousands of dollars for things like this...and I need a lot of money so I can retire early.
Your semi-fan,
Mort
Dear Mort,
Thank you for the attachment on your email. I am sending you a blank check. That's right my friend, it is totally blank. There is not one letter or mark on the entire little rectangular sheet of paper. Completely blank. Have a great day!
(To the readers: This may seem a little harsh to some of you but, I frequently get emails from this individual. He uses different names but, they all come from Arkham Asylum.
The man is completely insane.)
Dear Eddie,
I heard that!
Mort
Dear Mort,
And because you heard that, I will be sending you yet another totally blank check for you to fill out at your convenience!
Eddie
Dear Eddie,
Thanks dude.
Whoa! Coddington used to have hair!
ReplyDeleteCoddington is tied to the Emergents?!
ReplyDeleteHow come I am not surprised!
His life took a turn for the worst when he started hanging out with the likes of Robby Bell and Phyllis Tickle!