Monday, December 7, 2009

Just for Laughs #62


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  1. The Arminian's last resort in witnessing to his atheist neighbor.

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  2. The Fifth Baptist Church's Committee to Collect Vowed Tithes and Offerings pays a visit to Mr. Daws Lankinshire, a member who missed Church last week.

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  3. The angry mugger tracked down Jake, whom he had robbed earlier that same day. He had wondered why his victim seemed overly happy to hand over his money; that is, until a closer inspection revealed that the "money" was in reality a stack of "Million-Dollar-Bill" Gospel tracts.

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  4. Due to a lack of Sunday school teachers at the Fellowship of Perpetual Pew Warmers, the superintendent tried a new recruiting method.

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  5. Ok, When I open this door, you squirt these pesky mormons with the water pistol!!!

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  6. I told you we would audit. We expect our members to tithe on the gross, not the net! Get it right or next time I'll get extreme.

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