Henry took a much too literal view of Matthew 11:12 "And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force."
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be taken to jail where you will await trial and hopefully not get off on a technicality.
Okay! Okay! I will sing "Happy Birthday" for John Calvin tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteGIVE ME BACK MY BOOK ON SANCTIFICATION!!
ReplyDeleteHow dare you question my humility!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not losing my temper, either!
ReplyDelete"God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life!!! Now are you going to believe me or what?!?!?"
ReplyDeleteGary thought he would try out his new philosophy: Militant Evangelism.
ReplyDeleteInspired by medieval Catholics, Higgins decided to give evangelism by physical violence a try.
ReplyDeleteHenry took a much too literal view of Matthew 11:12 "And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and the violent take it by force."
ReplyDeleteHello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be taken to jail where you will await trial and hopefully not get off on a technicality.
ReplyDeleteDepak Chopra's nephew finally just snapped when Joel Olsteen's nephew kept inviting him to the church's yoga class as a way to evangelize him.
ReplyDeleteObviously this guy is not elect!
ReplyDeleteJason gives a demonstration of "enhanced witnessing techniques."
ReplyDeleteScene from "Righteous Indignation" - I am so holy enough to get angry!!
ReplyDeleteHere's your doctrines of grace, wise guy! How'd ya to have five points of Calvinism planted on your two lips?
ReplyDeleteWilbur whatddya mean you don't believe in predestination! It's in the Bible!
ReplyDeleteJon Cardwell wins!
ReplyDeleteI'm supposed to be writing my sermon but now I have to put up with the likes of you!
ReplyDeleteWhat d'ya mean Spurgeon's beard was funny looking?! You take it back or else!
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