Barney Fife: Well, today's eight-year-olds are tomorrow's teenagers. I say this calls for action and now. Nip it in the bud. First sign of youngsters going wrong, you've got to nip it in the bud.
Andy Taylor: I'm going to have a talk with them. What else do you want me to do?
Barney Fife: Well, don't just mollycoddle them.
Andy Taylor: I won't.
Barney Fife: Nip it. You go read any book you want on the subject of child discipline and you'll find every one of them is in favor of bud-nipping.
Andy Taylor: Okay, Barn...first thing tomorrow, I will talk to Phyllis Tickle's and Rob Bell's parents.
The hilarious thing about reading this script is that I can hear Andy and Barney's voices saying the lines. Pitch perfect!
ReplyDeleteI just hope the Bells and the Tickles don't make Robbie and Phyllis cut their own switches.
Love it! Like Angus said, you got 'em pitch perfect.
ReplyDeleteBarnie: You see, Ang, it's like this. Yesterday, I lost my salvation but today I decided to make Jesus Lord again.
ReplyDeleteAndy: Wow, Barn. If you would only study the 5 points you would see the real deal. There's no need for worryin' bout all of this fallin' in and out of salvation stuff.