Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mass Confusion

8 comments:

  1. I just hope they don't cross paths with Runaround Sue.

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  2. Runaround Sue was canonized in December. She is now known as Saint Runaround Susan to a mass of Catholics in New York State.

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  3. How much mass were those catholics, Eddie? =p

    100 kg, 150 kg? 3 metric tons?


    =D

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  4. When an object’s weight (its gravitational force) is expressed in kilograms, the unit of measure is not a true kilogram; it is the kilogram-force (kgf or kg-f), also known as the kilopond (kp), which is a non-SI unit of force. All objects on Earth are subject to a gravitational acceleration of approximately 9.8 m/s. So I would say those mass of Catholics were just too heavy to ride in an elevator together.

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  5. Well, yeah, that is until they realize that that transubstantiated mass is just bread and wine.....it's the new diet plan for catholics from Jenny Craig-Calvin:

    Reverse transubstantiation: loose all that flesh with this Geneva-based diet plan!

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  6. Thanks Sir Brass. Another book on "a sure way to lose weight" is one entitled, "Teeth, Be Thou Loosed!" by Tooth Decay (T.D.) Jinx

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  7. What happens when mass confusion reaches critical mass?


    Thanks to your cartoon, I have "I Get Around" by the Beach Boys going through my head as sung by the Sound of Music nuns.

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  8. Pilgrim Mommy, when they reach critical mass, they adopt the 60's mentality and forget that they're masses by becoming high masses =p (okay, that was a REALLY bad joke).

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