Dear Eddie,
A close friend confided in me that he has this alternating nightmare. On even numbered days he dreams he is a wigwam. On odd numbered days he dreams he is a teepee. First a wigwam, then a teepee. Wigwam, teepee. Wigwam, teepee. What should I tell him?
Bonzo McMuffin
Dear Bonzo,
Tell him his problem is obvious - he's two tents!
Okay...I know it's an old joke. But, I'm an old man...so give me some slack will ya?! (I am officially old enough to be my own father.)
ReplyDeleteThis joke is a lot like camping: in tents.
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