Letter Department

What exactly is vegetarianism? Is it a cult like Cow-vinism, where cows are worshipped?
Thank you,
Poopdeck Pappy

Dear Poopdeck,
Vegetarianism is a harmless practice, though it is apt to fill a person with wind and self-righteousness...usually the person who practices vegetarianism is peace loving and will never pick a bone with anyone! Strict vegetarians should not eat animal crackers or tiny one-celled animals like the amoeba.
Thanks for the question,
Eddie