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Just minutes ago our surveillance cameras spotted Coddington Borax entering a store in Colorado Springs, Colorado. 

Flux Capacitor Found!

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Today at NCIS

Wonder why NCIS (No Calvinists In Society) is interested in this case?

Create Your Own Rob Bell Show!

Go for it.

Signs of Clues

These were found under a rug in room 1888

Need a Lift? - A New Corky Contest

The rules are simple: When you see a photo of Corky walking on a road, try to identify the location and drive there, Corky will be in that vicinity for 5 full days. Stop your car and say, "Need a lift? I'm a bona fide member of Calvinistic Cartoons!" Corky will hand you an envelope with $7,000 in it and you will be on your way. It's just that simple!  

Just for Laughs #354

Go ahead...someone out there needs to explode with laughter.

B.C. Finds Clue - A.D. Takes Flight

"Found another clue in another box...I'm thinking this could be a red herring." 

- Agent Barry Cade 

"I've booked a flight out to Death Valley. Plane leaves at noon.

Will send report as soon as I find something."

- Agent Alex Desmond 

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New Clues New Place

These two postcards were found taped to agent Alex Desmond's computer screen this morning when he arrived to work. Combined, the message reads as follows:
There is a museum in Death Valley
Where a woman by the name of Sally
Has a steampunk watch that can travel one through time
Tell her you were sent 
By an anonymous gent
Then hand her an 1888 dime.
When she hands you the timepiece 
Fly like a flock of geese
And never return to that Death Valley Museum again.

The Death of Cotton Adams Revisited

Cotton Adams was a Calvinist

Official Report from Agent BC #2

Bookmarks #4

The Sacred BLT #1

Guess what...you can click to enlarge!

Map for Agent Alex

This map was stuck in a pizza box delivered to Alex Desmond this afternoon. On the back was this message:
     Don't get up an go just yet
     More clues will come on Tuesday
     Sit tight and try not to fret
     Next time order sushi

One Case Solved

...and just in time!

Have You Seen This Man?

Every Reader Wins!

Advice from a Professional

The Amazing Lyrebird

Just for Laughs #353

A few hard-hitting captions would be nice about now.

Official Report from Agent BC

CIA's Newest Agent

Our new field agent, Alex Desmond, has been a loyal fan of Calvinistic Cartoons since the beginning. Since Barry Cade can't be in two places at one time, and because of the massive amount of clues to follow in the Angus Duncan case, we welcome Alex to the organization. With Barry (B.C.) and Alex (A.D.) we can do a better job of solving this mystery once and for all. 

Cruella Arrested in Kuwait

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Signs of the Times #3

The Powderhorn Clues

     This was found, like a bookmark, inside a volume I was reading by Randy Alcorn. The book is entitled, "Heaven", and this was stuck in chapter 44. The chapter section is titled, "Will We Travel in Time?" I suggest you purchase this book and read it.

     This sheet of stamps was inside the brochure and had the following written on the back:
At Big Powder Horn you'll find a smaller powderhorn. Inside the powderhorn you'll find a very unusual watch. Put it in your pocket so you don't lose it. Find a way to bring it to me. It's a missing piece to my future.  A.W.D.

Corky Donates Comic Book to AA Museum

Today, Corky Velveeta donated this very old, expensive comic book to the Arminian Antics Museum. This was the only issue the museum was missing in the Nigel Pettibone exhibit. The curator, Mr. Sy Burnette, said, "This is the best gift this museum has been given by a Calvinist since World War 2." The Arminian Antics Museum reopens in one week and will feature a wax replica of Nigel Pettibone trapped in a block of ice.

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A Borax Warning to CC

This arrived on my desk two minutes ago.

We, of course, ignore all Anti-Calvinistic threats.

Arminian Antics #163

Fan Photo from Phil Ploofenflaffen

Phil is our newest anonymous follower.

Angus Duncan and His Poetry Clues

Atheism and Mass Murder

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Inside Clues to SS Mystery

Hmmm...this may involve jumping out of CC and into SS...

Just for Laughs #352

Let's join in and listen to the captions!

Photos of Missing Flux Capacitors

 Pictured above is the watch belonging to Corky Velveeta. If found, please do not attempt to adjust the settings. Do not give in to the temptation to try to travel into the past. The "jet lag" could drive you insane and you might be stuck in the past for the rest of your life. The reward for returning it will be well worth your effort, I assure you.

This is Eddie's flux capacitor. The middle section is removable and is designed to fit into a component in his Calvinistic Cartoonmobile. This will help him rescue Angus Duncan from the year 1888. Return it as soon as you find it and your honesty and integrity will be rewarded.  

Major Discovery by CC Fan

While Calvinistic Cartoon fan, Aberdeen Candun was reading our blog yesterday, he remembered an old comic book he had stored away in the attic back in 1988.. To his surprise, on the inside back cover, he found the words, "Spurgeon will run into Jack the Ripper outside the Metropolitan Tabernacle on March 13th, 1888 at 8 P.M... Tell Holmes to stop the encounter at any cost." 

April 2015 and April 2015

This month you gets two choices for yer April type calendar. The message should be clear enough for any atheist to understand. If any atheists out there are offended by this truth, then you may have to live the rest of your life without an apology from me.