John Flavel

Arminian Antics #32

War Zone

Honey, I Shrunk the Grenade

Brings Out the Shine

Say What?

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Fan Photo from John Philson

A few years ago, I was invited to attend a surprise birthday party for John MacArthur. (His birthday is the same as C.H. Spurgeon, y'know) It was a thrill to be among the thousands and hear an expository message on the entire book of Romans. John Philson took this snapshot of the east side of the crowd. If you want better detail, then click on the photo. Thanks for the wide lens shot of half the room! I'll be sending you either a check for $7,000 or a copy of Against Calvinism by the Three Amigos.

Ignore Him

Fan Photo from Hacksaw Manning

 

Thanks, Hacksaw, for sending us this photo of an ad you found in I'm an Indian Arminian Magazine!  You need some kind of reward for finding such a discovery so, we are sending you to the northern regions of Alaska to help with a little project! The flight, room and food are all free! Your plane leaves in one hour, so hurry!

The Agitated Arminian

Fan Photo from Lubin Fleabody

Thanks to the keen eyes of Mr. Lubin Fleabody, we now know that in the director's cut of the film, Gladiator, starring Russel Crow, the shield originally used bore Corky Velveeta's image. Calvinistic Cartoons will be sending you a check for $7,000 for your find.

Heaven's Business

Arminian Antics #31

Ya Gotta Have Hart

Here is a classic B.C. comic than ran on Easter Sunday.

Fan Photo from Bosco Tinglemeyer

 

 Thanks to the sharp eyes of Bosco Tinglemeyer,  we have yet another photo of Corky Velveeta. 

"I was going through my collection of Life magazines last night and discovered this cover with Corky!" 

Bosco then explained how he never knew it was Mr. Velveeta until he started reading Calvinistic Cartoons. 

"I just learned to read five weeks ago and I am reading like a monkey in can of tuna," Mr. Tinglemeyer said as he spit tobacco on his own shoe.

"I shore could use some money for my troubles!" 

Well, Bosco, how does $7,000 sound for your troubles? Sounds pretty good, huh? Well, although it sounds good, we don't have the cash on hand right now, so we are giving you a new Bubble Spray Plastic Above Ground Swimming Pool! This pool holds more than 74 gallons of water! You can relax and enjoy the summer when it gets here!

The Small Elevator

 

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Porn Again or Born Again?

I did this T-Shirt design for Nina Bates a few years back. She is a close friend of the actor, Jamie Foxx, (she witnesses to him every chance she gets - they used to sing in the choir together) and she has a ministry in Texas, trying to help Christians with this problem. She was kind enough to allow me to post this and let everyone know that you can use this message anytime. You don't have to mention Calvinist Cartoons or my name either. Just use it as you see fit. 

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