tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post5149405017546402800..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Forgotten Cults #4Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-11889269507318152912012-05-02T04:50:04.455+03:002012-05-02T04:50:04.455+03:00I was scanning the "Forgotten Cults" pos...I was scanning the "Forgotten Cults" posts and was struck by the number of cult leaders who ended their live being "struck by lightning" (or something very similar).<br /><br />Rather suspicious I think.Fake Coke Canhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01323511155863715812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-22112302392773489712011-12-10T03:27:06.306+03:002011-12-10T03:27:06.306+03:00Membership requirements for the new church in town...Membership requirements for the new church in town were pretty simple. You had to be a one eyed James Bond impersonator.Pastor Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16010915275090904612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-2646205809363299882010-04-20T04:32:34.229+03:002010-04-20T04:32:34.229+03:00An offshoot of the original cult became carpenters...An offshoot of the original cult became carpenters, plumbers, Candle-stick makers, etc. and were known as the "Jacks of all Trades."<br /><br />Early followers found it hard to get Jack to commit to a set creed because he claimed it would make him "Jack in the Box."<br /><br />The offspring of a famous glee club member became a cult member was known as "Jackie the Glee Son"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-84615490122014630712010-04-20T02:22:50.862+03:002010-04-20T02:22:50.862+03:00For the past half-hour I've been doing some ex...For the past half-hour I've been doing some extensive research on this cult, and discovered some interesting developments. It seems that at some point the cult was hijacked by another group in Georgia that call themselves "Cracker-Jacks." (The story about the half-way house for people convicted of illegal parking was just a ruse.) <br /><br />And get this, the person in charge of recruiting new members is none other than Jack Bauer. Somehow, they even got one of their ads featured on <a href="http://sacredsandwich.com/archives/6702" rel="nofollow">The Sacred Sandwich.</a><br /><br />Angus never mentioned anything to you about this, Eddie?stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-21640102005444493772010-04-19T20:28:18.751+03:002010-04-19T20:28:18.751+03:00Nimble was eventually defrocked because it was con...Nimble was eventually defrocked because it was conclusively proven that he didn't know Jack Squat.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02908788730958708701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-37523166996326759972010-04-19T19:20:39.656+03:002010-04-19T19:20:39.656+03:00Jack B. Nimble’s connection with DDTS raised many ...Jack B. Nimble’s connection with DDTS raised many theological researchers’ eyebrows because of its original infamous founder “Black Jack,” the English pirate who was notorious for escaping from the authorities in the late 16th century hence his nickname “Jack be nimble.” Black Jack was a known expert at the old tradition and sport of “candle leaping” which used to be practiced at some English fairs. The tradition of candle-leaping originated from an older game of jumping over fires of burning Calvinistic books. DDTS also originated a tradition celebrated during the darkest months of the year called “Candlemas” Day celebrated by drinking grog from large cups made of leather that were made stiffer with an application of tar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-72264103925309815312010-04-19T17:31:07.269+03:002010-04-19T17:31:07.269+03:00Some of the cult's members include
Jack B. Qu...Some of the cult's members include<br /><br />Jack B. Quick<br />Jack A. Lope<br />Jack N. AboxPersishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-85907180076383513072010-04-19T08:14:18.737+03:002010-04-19T08:14:18.737+03:00Thanks, stranger. I forgot to remember.Thanks, stranger. I forgot to remember.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-45493228019076901602010-04-19T07:40:52.866+03:002010-04-19T07:40:52.866+03:00Eddie,
I was waiting to see if you were going to ...Eddie,<br /><br />I was waiting to see if you were going to mention it, but since you didn't, I will. <br /><br />If you enlarge the photo, you may be able to tell that it is Jack's <b>glass eye</b> that we are seeing. The patch is over his <b>good</b> eye. He says that it is to "protect" it, but I don't know if that is true. Very weird!stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.com