tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post3446822208284525420..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Random Word Writing Challenge #28Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-22949733280315653132011-08-26T11:44:05.428+03:002011-08-26T11:44:05.428+03:00Not that old time religion
I heard that old Rob B...Not that old time religion<br /><br />I heard that old Rob Bell has just gone plum crazy with his fruity theology that says there is no hell, he should put a sock in it says I, as the proverb says rather keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and be exposed as one. Contrary to some contemporary worship leaders "Jail house rock" was not a gospel hymn, people who appove such folly should get back to basics and study the scrptures to see if it is so....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-60535686135917202452011-08-26T00:55:43.901+03:002011-08-26T00:55:43.901+03:00Keep forgetting to erase the words and title this....Keep forgetting to erase the words and title this. "Little Jack Horner." How about that for a title?Meghan Newhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10831662232205100325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-78057614594464239332011-08-26T00:54:56.114+03:002011-08-26T00:54:56.114+03:00plum jail sock study
Jack Horner once sat in a co...plum jail sock study<br /><br />Jack Horner once sat in a corner for pulling a plum out of a pie with his thumb. <br /><br />It wasn't so much that he pulled out a plum, but he was studying his smelly sock right before, thus making the plum dirty.<br /><br />When time-out was over, his mom came to him and asked why he was studying his sock and then touching her pie.<br /><br />"I was trying to make a new acronym other than TULIP because five letters is to hard for me."<br /><br />"Have you come up with anything so far?" asked mom.<br /><br />"So depraved, Only God chooses, Can't resist his grace, Keep on persevering."<br /><br />"So you struggle with Limited atonement?"<br /><br />"Yeah."<br /><br />"Why don't you add an S at the end and call it Specific atonement? God specifically chose you and not just potentially. Now come out of the corner. You're not in jail."Meghan Newhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10831662232205100325noreply@blogger.com