tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post241558307154858576..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Keepin' it TheologicalEddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50666999933265431352015-10-16T16:44:47.180+03:002015-10-16T16:44:47.180+03:00Tulips are blue
Don't feel disrepected
You'...Tulips are blue<br />Don't feel disrepected<br />You're going to Hell<br />'Cos you're not elected!e. nonee moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08992182430688304275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50553921830107428632011-08-08T06:32:54.526+03:002011-08-08T06:32:54.526+03:00God's word is true.
Rob Bell is yellow.
The Bi...God's word is true.<br />Rob Bell is yellow.<br />The Bible's tough words<br />Keep him from being mellow.Meghan Newhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10831662232205100325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-28951267342528974912011-08-08T06:30:58.718+03:002011-08-08T06:30:58.718+03:00*Putting on my bullet-proof body suit*
Commies ar...*Putting on my bullet-proof body suit*<br /><br />Commies are red<br />Democrats are blue<br />If God hadn't saved me<br />Then I'd be blue, too.Meghan Newhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10831662232205100325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-4365354341499089312010-10-14T00:17:11.154+03:002010-10-14T00:17:11.154+03:00Tulips are red
Violets are blue
Doesn't matter...Tulips are red<br />Violets are blue<br />Doesn't matter at all<br />Whatever is true for you!<br /><br />(Post-modern version)Geoff and Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13343437281037500473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-73350270988102253162010-01-26T21:29:24.735+03:002010-01-26T21:29:24.735+03:00Tulips are red
Arminians they choose
If your faith...Tulips are red<br />Arminians they choose<br />If your faith isn't enough<br />Your salvation you'll loseAndrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00135672178786615182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-17914474748703748992010-01-26T21:25:41.451+03:002010-01-26T21:25:41.451+03:00Tulips are red
Emergents are gray
God is subjectiv...Tulips are red<br />Emergents are gray<br />God is subjective<br />So believe what you mayAndrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00135672178786615182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-74576708265172466212008-11-22T03:17:00.000+03:002008-11-22T03:17:00.000+03:00My mistake. I knew they grew from bulbs. BUT they...My mistake. I knew they grew from bulbs. BUT they were tulip bulbs.<BR/><BR/>And I agree, this is a fun site.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-43256130726608139782008-11-22T03:13:00.000+03:002008-11-22T03:13:00.000+03:00Hey, that's cool, Ralph! It's better theology than...Hey, that's cool, Ralph! It's better theology than botany, however, as tulips usually grow from bulbs rather than seeds.<BR/><BR/>I must say, Eddie, your site is much more fun than any other I've been to!Doug P. Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259297751420532238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-70885782461321296172008-11-22T02:48:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:48:00.000+03:00Tulips are tulips.They grow up from seeds.They've ...Tulips are tulips.<BR/>They grow up from seeds.<BR/>They've always been tulips,<BR/>They never were weeds.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-81417641092756498102008-11-22T02:35:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:35:00.000+03:00Tulips are planted by God, not by elves;Daisies, h...Tulips are planted <BR/>by God, not by elves;<BR/>Daisies, however,<BR/>Must plant themselves.<BR/><BR/><BR/>OK, so I don't know how elves ever got in here except that it rhymed with "themselves."Doug P. Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259297751420532238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-64380864673710944432008-11-22T02:21:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:21:00.000+03:00Oops, I had to delete the last comment due to a ty...Oops, I had to delete the last comment due to a typographical error. I'll try to get it right this time.<BR/><BR/>Tulips are pretty<BR/>Until they turn brown.<BR/>If God doesn't save you,<BR/>Then you're going down.<BR/><BR/>(I like Doug's contributions to this string. He's the winner)hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-5264905927589577082008-11-22T02:20:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:20:00.000+03:00And if there isn't one, then there should be! Nash...And if there isn't one, then there should be! Nash was a genius of the first order! We need a Calvinist Nash to drown out the gnashing teeth of the Open Theism crowd whenever God claims to know the future.Doug P. Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259297751420532238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-80548564470316196312008-11-22T02:17:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:17:00.000+03:00This comment has been removed by the author.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-86919608876952670652008-11-22T02:10:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:10:00.000+03:00Doug...those last two should be placed in the Ogde...Doug...those last two should be placed in the Ogden Nash Hall of Fame. (if there was one)Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-27315831384271271642008-11-22T02:07:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:07:00.000+03:00Tulips are redViolets are blueSome brag, "I found ...Tulips are red<BR/>Violets are blue<BR/>Some brag, "I found it!"<BR/>I say, "He found you!"Doug P. Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259297751420532238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-40372475282193296212008-11-22T02:06:00.000+03:002008-11-22T02:06:00.000+03:00Some tulips are redSome tulips are blueBut whateve...Some tulips are red<BR/>Some tulips are blue<BR/>But whatever the color<BR/>The TULIP is trueDoug P. Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10259297751420532238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-57190568663803231032008-11-21T22:52:00.000+03:002008-11-21T22:52:00.000+03:00A tulip is red And so is a rose.Heaven is home To ...A tulip is red <BR/>And so is a rose.<BR/>Heaven is home <BR/>To those whom God chose.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-76629255205872672372008-11-21T18:38:00.000+03:002008-11-21T18:38:00.000+03:00Thanks for the "heads up," I'll be looking out for...Thanks for the "heads up," I'll be looking out for them. <BR/><BR/>I'll try to contribute a couple more poems that are on point (or five points, for that matter) just for balance. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and tell your friends I have bullets.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-8016033584473227882008-11-21T15:59:00.000+03:002008-11-21T15:59:00.000+03:00Ralph, I love your "Arminian" humor. But, I need t...Ralph, I love your "Arminian" humor. But, I need to let you know that a few of my friends (who lack a point or two) have hired a Christian hit-man (they use pies instead of bullets)to track you down.Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-46587685654943043662008-11-21T05:55:00.000+03:002008-11-21T05:55:00.000+03:00Niiiice...Niiiice...Eddie Eddingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-91209007317035632732008-11-21T04:55:00.000+03:002008-11-21T04:55:00.000+03:00Tulips are RedViolets are BlueIn sin I was deadIn ...Tulips are Red<BR/>Violets are Blue<BR/>In sin I was dead<BR/>In Christ was made new.davedryerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16819831563421223585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-5829156636831456502008-11-21T03:46:00.000+03:002008-11-21T03:46:00.000+03:00A tulip is red And so's a carnationIf I don't watc...A tulip is red <BR/>And so's a carnation<BR/>If I don't watch out<BR/>I'll lose my salvation.<BR/><BR/>(I know, mine aren't theologically sound; they're satirical potshots at Arminianism. But I think they're funny anyway. Hope you don't mind.)hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-67323350507293322232008-11-21T02:58:00.000+03:002008-11-21T02:58:00.000+03:00Wow, Eddie.You got eleven people reading your blog...Wow, Eddie.<BR/><BR/>You got eleven people reading your blog? How'd you do that in just a couple weeks? I've been blogging for a year and I only have six readers.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-43668262969539880802008-11-21T02:55:00.000+03:002008-11-21T02:55:00.000+03:00Tulips are red,Daisies are yellow.Heaven is mineCu...Tulips are red,<BR/>Daisies are yellow.<BR/>Heaven is mine<BR/>Cuz I'm a good fellow.hymns that preachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14456829104120421972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-92095301578894271382008-11-21T02:31:00.000+03:002008-11-21T02:31:00.000+03:00Tulips are redViolets are blueGrace is freeIt's no...Tulips are red<BR/>Violets are blue<BR/>Grace is free<BR/>It's not about yousolas4mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09217292475287025694noreply@blogger.com