tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post1617171801391247548..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #215Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-60201627380962882082012-06-12T05:45:24.244+03:002012-06-12T05:45:24.244+03:00"Everyone got their jokes? We're gonna la..."Everyone got their jokes? We're gonna laugh em into the kingdom tonight!"<br /><br />"I am unable to turn this awkward "cross story" into a standup routine. I am completely unable to financially profit while staying true to the context of the fairy tale."<br /><br />"I know the Calvinists say we don't take the Bible or Theology seriously, but what I really can't understand is why they say we treat everything like a joke."weenishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08097010396145516602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-807898058858803962012-06-04T23:59:42.058+03:002012-06-04T23:59:42.058+03:00That's an insult to clowns. Try to play nice n...That's an insult to clowns. Try to play nice next time, 'k.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-81240128270688428582012-06-01T17:33:15.021+03:002012-06-01T17:33:15.021+03:00What clowns talk about on their break.
"Oh, ...What clowns talk about on their break.<br /><br />"Oh, I agree that Kant was a great thinker. But, can't you see that his <i>Critique of Pure Reason</i> was entirely based on an unargued premise?"stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-54581705366019343692012-05-31T23:56:17.407+03:002012-05-31T23:56:17.407+03:00After the three of them gasped, the clown wearing ...After the three of them gasped, the clown wearing the black hat replied, "Friend, Scripture does indeed say God hated Esau, but His hatred is not everlasting, He loves everyone, all are His children."[nomen]https://www.blogger.com/profile/10033089209487229293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-65579507537954461312012-05-31T18:04:06.954+03:002012-05-31T18:04:06.954+03:00"This is why I made you guys watch this video..."This is why I made you guys watch this video of Piper preaching, bro. Can you believe the stupid things he does? He stands there and preaches doctrine! He preaches through books of the Bible! He's like, you know, irrelevant, right, dudes?"Jeff Petersonhttp://thelightheartedcalvinist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-61137200037449213882012-05-31T08:44:09.702+03:002012-05-31T08:44:09.702+03:00Man with black hat: "Alright, boys, Eddings i...Man with black hat: "Alright, boys, Eddings is coming out of that door is nine minutes. Once he's out, we start pelting him with daisies and sing 'Since Jesus Came Into My Heart' viciously. He won't stand a chance. Got it?"Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-63832586779111268502012-05-30T18:12:26.947+03:002012-05-30T18:12:26.947+03:00TBN's newly developed ministry: Apostolic Clow...TBN's newly developed ministry: Apostolic Clowning.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02908788730958708701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-41615375535334751992012-05-30T06:25:04.395+03:002012-05-30T06:25:04.395+03:00XDXDThe Apesluggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06485084906704046276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-68438342414373563042012-05-30T04:01:15.198+03:002012-05-30T04:01:15.198+03:00Hah!Hah!Persishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686511618515789601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-8552460198954284692012-05-30T03:21:59.995+03:002012-05-30T03:21:59.995+03:00I overheard the Ringmaster say he won't be get...I overheard the Ringmaster say he won't be getting a shipment of paint remover till sometime next month!!Steve L.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-78409873458952125002012-05-30T02:45:33.882+03:002012-05-30T02:45:33.882+03:00Some mini-Finneys hold a meeting on how best to ba...Some mini-Finneys hold a meeting on how best to bamboozle non-believers and believers alike with what clearly is not the Gospel.Meghan Newhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10831662232205100325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-38371689083715345242012-05-30T02:07:38.211+03:002012-05-30T02:07:38.211+03:00Obama meets with his economic advisersObama meets with his economic advisersPastor Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16010915275090904612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-50265031730566219122012-05-30T01:12:26.407+03:002012-05-30T01:12:26.407+03:00You replaced the crow's feather with a what?You replaced the crow's feather with a what?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-47450896282792566022012-05-30T00:58:12.655+03:002012-05-30T00:58:12.655+03:00In keeping with Eddie's "why so serious?&...In keeping with Eddie's "why so serious?" joke...<br /><br /><b>#1 Clown:</b> "... and when I'm done, Chris Nolan shakes my hand and says, 'Sorry, Bonzo, you're just not menacing enough to play the Joker.'"<br /><br /><b>#2 Clown:</b> "I couldn't make the pencil stand upright on the table. That's why he kicked me out."<br /><br /><b>#3 Clown:</b> "I don't think he appreciated my squirting-flower trick... said it was 'inconsistent' with the character."<br /><br /><b>#4 Clown:</b> "Who the heck is this Heath Ledger guy, anyway? He's not even a real clown!"Corey P.http://www.inkslingerblog.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-90200498497948135572012-05-30T00:51:05.210+03:002012-05-30T00:51:05.210+03:00...So then I said "But What about the turkey?......So then I said "But What about the turkey?"The Apesluggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06485084906704046276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-44542112697993183562012-05-30T00:38:36.989+03:002012-05-30T00:38:36.989+03:00I know there's supposed to be an elephant in t...I know there's supposed to be an elephant in this room, guys, but Bishop Jakes has me so mesmerized I can't remember what it was!hockeyboy5https://www.blogger.com/profile/03849106608998833047noreply@blogger.com