As William attempted to dance The Twist in his seat, Muriel pondered whether trekking across the continent for the pastors conference was such a suitable enterprise!
"I tells ya... I just had... a dream! ...It was the craziest dream I... had ever... had. ... I was... the... captain... of a spaceship... and... I made friends with... an alien with pointy ears. ... We... were in a battle... and he lost his... life. ... but we took him home and... he was brought back... to life! ... Maybe... there really... is... a resurrection!"
As William attempted to dance The Twist in his seat, Muriel pondered whether trekking across the continent for the pastors conference was such a suitable enterprise!
ReplyDeleteYour puns just Shatnered my brain cells!
ReplyDelete"I tells ya... I just had... a dream! ...It was the craziest dream I... had ever... had. ... I was... the... captain... of a spaceship... and... I made friends with... an alien with pointy ears. ... We... were in a battle... and he lost his... life. ... but we took him home and... he was brought back... to life! ... Maybe... there really... is... a resurrection!"
ReplyDelete"Dear the pilot's been raptured and there's no one to land the plane!"
ReplyDelete"No way, he was an amilennialist!."
Nervous?
ReplyDeleteYes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Dear, can you shut the window, the draught is blowing the curtain.
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