tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post8058134820006301585..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Random Word Writing Challenge #49Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-16187949659908201262014-01-29T10:19:18.237+03:002014-01-29T10:19:18.237+03:00When Clouds Break
"Dad, what happens when it...<br /><i>When Clouds Break</i><br /><br />"Dad, what happens when it rains?" little Timmy inquires of his father.<br /><br />"Well, Timmy," the wise man begins, the sound of a piano popping up out of nowhere, "that's when clouds break, son."<br /><br />"Why do they do that?"<br /><br />The father wipes a tear from his eye. "It's filled to the brim with the tears of all the Calvinist your uncle, Benny Finney, has whooped in argumentation."<br /><br />Timmy ponders this new information. "That's not what my science book said."<br /><br />"Well, son, sometimes science is wrong. Your uncle is something special, son...Something special."Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-78306523967823673232014-01-29T03:19:28.810+03:002014-01-29T03:19:28.810+03:00Good one!! Strangest thing tho, for some reason I&...Good one!! Strangest thing tho, for some reason I've been thinking of coyotes all day.jcftxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08705477343715304262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-1641548895303897452014-01-28T15:36:51.111+03:002014-01-28T15:36:51.111+03:00The staff at the Under One Woof Animal Shelter gav...The staff at the Under One Woof Animal Shelter gave me a Christian burial right there on the spot.<br /><br />(so as to make this short story more theological in content)Hugo Awheynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-65312475168820903452014-01-28T15:27:15.884+03:002014-01-28T15:27:15.884+03:00As I was scanning the horizon with my good eye, I ...As I was scanning the horizon with my good eye, I noticed a break in the clouds directly over me. That's when the piano dropped on me. Hugo Awheynoreply@blogger.com