tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post7993071889960866765..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: The Masked Arminian Pastor #5Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-22555277782251317622011-12-31T00:20:21.327+03:002011-12-31T00:20:21.327+03:00Very good, Craig.
I'd be surprised if there w...Very good, Craig.<br /><br />I'd be surprised if there was anything left in John 3 except verse 16. And you have to include the classic Arminian (or Semi-Pelagian?) paraphrase of the verse:<br /><br />"For God loved everyone in the <i>whole wide world</i> <b>sooooo much</b> that He gave His only begotten Son that <b>whosoever wills</b> to believe in Him will not perish but have everlasting life."Jim Pembertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01446388434272680014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-18425278781058937302011-12-30T18:57:05.159+03:002011-12-30T18:57:05.159+03:00Believe it or not, The Masked Arminian Pastor invi...Believe it or not, The <i>Masked Arminian Pastor</i> invited me over for dinner once. <br /><br />While he was in the kitchen, boiling some Ramen (he gave me the choice of chicken or shrimp flavor), I had a peek at his Kindle *A.A.A.V. Bible *(<i>Arminian Annotated Authorized Version</i>), which he had conveniently placed on my lap.<br /><br />Looking at John 3, I was not surprised to find that verse 8 was printed in "strike-through". I was, however, a bit taken aback by the note next to the famous John 3:16. It said, in bold print, "<b>Do not cross reference to Chap. 6 vs. 37, 44. Those verses have nothing to do with salvation.</b>" <br /><br />After that, I couldn't resist going to Romans 9. The heading reads, "<b>The theology in this chapter is for a completely different DISPENSATION, and has nothing to do with the New Testament Church. Romans 9 isn't even about salvation.</b>" <br /><br />So, there you have it. The Ramen was tasty. (I chose the <i>SHRIMP FLAVORING</i><br /><br /><a rel="nofollow"><i>CraigB</i></a>Craig Boydhttp://www.strangerstrangelandcraigboydsblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-45443778710183526432011-12-30T17:49:29.811+03:002011-12-30T17:49:29.811+03:00If the Masked Arminian Pastor had Spurgeon over fo...If the Masked Arminian Pastor had Spurgeon over for dinner, Spurgeon would have him for lunch. : )stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-53896800170792247042011-12-30T04:18:13.030+03:002011-12-30T04:18:13.030+03:00What...no Rice a Roni? I thought a King James Kin...What...no Rice a Roni? I thought a King James Kindle was one of Spurgeons favorite cigars.Chris Hensleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-23847545278642405882011-12-30T03:46:42.088+03:002011-12-30T03:46:42.088+03:00Wow...is that what you make for any guests who com...Wow...is that what you make for any guests who come over for dinner? <br /><br />I must know what Spurgeon thinks of Kindles.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-3075181214786854452011-12-30T00:52:50.540+03:002011-12-30T00:52:50.540+03:00LOL! G'luck with that Mr. M.A.P.!LOL! G'luck with that Mr. M.A.P.!The Blainemonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13157965154638461280noreply@blogger.com