tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post7856399823974626321..comments2023-10-07T18:05:08.760+03:00Comments on Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #154Eddie Eddingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15864410680077755048noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-58030915279036528272011-12-08T20:35:59.771+03:002011-12-08T20:35:59.771+03:00"And so, I commissioned this art piece to com..."And so, I commissioned this art piece to commemorate the day God's sovereign grace blew apart my arminian theology and saved me."Pastor Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16010915275090904612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-29574298979177260782011-04-12T20:12:14.962+03:002011-04-12T20:12:14.962+03:00Haha! He's got a point, a lot of Baptists are ...Haha! He's got a point, a lot of Baptists are more Calvinist witch-hunters. (I say that because I know some of them...)mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-79996509934921757472011-04-12T06:18:28.143+03:002011-04-12T06:18:28.143+03:00You see? What did I tell you? Where does she get t...You see? What did I tell you? Where does she get this stuff? I married her because she was a Baptist. How could I have known that some Baptists are reformed?Jim Pembertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01446388434272680014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-80371078046932187722011-04-12T00:45:48.814+03:002011-04-12T00:45:48.814+03:00Are you sure it's okay to hang that over a fir...Are you sure it's okay to hang that over a fire place?Lesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-65345320304734690362011-04-11T23:07:41.643+03:002011-04-11T23:07:41.643+03:00@THEOparadox: Nice work!
Hmm...A dead guy just vi...@THEOparadox: Nice work!<br /><br />Hmm...A dead guy just visited us...Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-9218299400911208482011-04-11T18:29:03.983+03:002011-04-11T18:29:03.983+03:00@THEOparadox: That's great! Let me try to stop...@THEOparadox: That's great! Let me try to stop spilling my coffee now!mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-45337914496473326322011-04-11T18:05:16.847+03:002011-04-11T18:05:16.847+03:00A few years ago we had an art show at our church. ...A few years ago we had an art show at our church. One of the exhibits had a picture of a hand grenade with Romans 9 written on it, and lots of people found it very compelling. But not everyone did. Someone walked up and said, "Reality check, Romans 9 is about nations." Romans 9 is about <i>nations</i>? Really? And someone knows this for sure, and felt the need to inform the rest of us about it?" <br /><br />And yet, that's the subtle message that gets taught to millions of people again and again: Pharaoh was a nation. Esau was a nation. Jacob was a nation. And Rebekah must have been really tired after giving birth to two entire nations. Not to mention Pharaoh's poor mother.<br /><br />But the Good News is much better than that. The Good News is more beautiful than what Arminians have told you. The Good News is that Romans 9 is about both individuals <i>and</i> nations. The Good News is that - in the end - God's Sovereignty WINS.<br /><br />[guy walks out of the room while music plays and a copy of Calvin's Institutes appears]THEOparadoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214982083585956095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-22696732051044063232011-04-11T16:00:23.750+03:002011-04-11T16:00:23.750+03:00"Sir, why else would you hang this picture on..."Sir, why else would you hang this picture on your wall? You must be Corky Velveeta!...or his father."Lester Denthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lester_Dentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-49438786375701326752011-04-11T11:45:02.296+03:002011-04-11T11:45:02.296+03:00Commentator continues.......
.......Constitution ...Commentator continues.......<br /><br /><b><i>.......Constitution Girl is laughing at Mr. Boyds entry(ies) so much that she fell off the track and was disqualified.</i></b>ConstitutionGirlhttp://dollymadison.etsy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-41568664243263294252011-04-11T07:49:04.809+03:002011-04-11T07:49:04.809+03:00@Michael: Nice.@Michael: Nice.Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-60258779302715055332011-04-11T06:11:13.756+03:002011-04-11T06:11:13.756+03:00Stranger.strange.land I think has the best so far....Stranger.strange.land I think has the best so far.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-44501435749610451592011-04-11T06:10:52.887+03:002011-04-11T06:10:52.887+03:00"Ya see now - DATS wah I'm talkin' &#..."Ya see now - DATS wah I'm talkin' 'bout. Dat's the da real deal see, dat's real art." <br /><br />"Eh, I don't understand this modern stuff. The old stuff is just a Romans 9 flaming torch."<br /><br />That'll do.mikew116https://www.blogger.com/profile/15904946581928823933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-29431900387131996882011-04-11T03:39:37.637+03:002011-04-11T03:39:37.637+03:00Haha! Good stuff.Haha! Good stuff.Joel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-49343570234961322692011-04-11T02:30:57.462+03:002011-04-11T02:30:57.462+03:00Look what i installed , Bill. Every time someone s...Look what i installed , Bill. Every time someone starts talkin' about Rob Bell's new book, I just pull the pin on this Romans 9 grenade. Then John MacArthur starts preaching...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-24844379285274061012011-04-11T02:28:26.969+03:002011-04-11T02:28:26.969+03:00"In the back stretch - SamWise, who isn't...<b>"In the back stretch - <i>SamWise</i>, who isn't even IN this race, moves into the lead - as <i>stranger.strange.land</i> falls three lengths back. <i>Truthinator</i> is in third place and about to pass <i>stranger.strange.land.</i><br /><br />Now into the clubhouse turn - <i>ConstitutionGirl</i> is starting to make her move and is quickly gaining on the pack - <i>Joel the Immerser</i> is two lengths behind her in fifth place - followed by <i>Jansie</i>, WHO IS BEING RIDDEN BY A DEACON, and <i>Gregg</i> who are running neck and neck.</b><br /><br /><br /><br /><i>Craig Boyd</i>Top 50 Track Announcernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-70826655428198775922011-04-11T01:28:51.656+03:002011-04-11T01:28:51.656+03:00"It appears to be a man in a hand grenade cos..."<i>It appears to be a man in a hand grenade costume; but for the life of me, I don't understand the significance of what is printed on it.</i>"<br /><br />"You're an Arminian, aren't you."stranger.strange.landhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18095085549321636456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-8490896573323452802011-04-11T01:02:54.382+03:002011-04-11T01:02:54.382+03:00I paid good money for that picture, and you say it...I paid good money for that picture, and you say it is not by DaVinci? How do you know?Sphericalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07678782081301897978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5882165486994692239.post-38656591108931630252011-04-11T00:57:33.946+03:002011-04-11T00:57:33.946+03:00Man on the left: Detective Jones...that wasn't...Man on the left: Detective Jones...that wasn't here before, was it?<br /><br />Detective Jones: No, it wasn't, Detective Reed. Apparently, the Kalvinist Killer is the perpetrator of this crime...<br /><br />Well, that wasn't particularly funny. Oh well. :-DJoel Garnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08940642789214543730noreply@blogger.com